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New England Howdy

A greeting where someone says howdy, while flipping you off and usually including too much eye contact or stretching out the word weirdly long.
Bro, I saw this dude that picked a bunch of drunk fights last night and gave hime the New England Howdy.
by Patriot-hate August 10, 2022
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New England Juicer

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.
by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024
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New England Wedding

A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021
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new england special

(Noun). The warm, viscous ejaculate of cum produced by a male from the northeast region of the United States- a ‘clam chowder’ of the seminal nature.
You know Robbie? That guy in our class from Boston? I heard he blew some New England Special on Amy’s face last!”
by cdawgfre$h December 4, 2019
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New England Churro

When a man and a woman are very in love, they make love on a public poorly plowed road way. During that act, a man removes his cock from the woman, dips it in the granular road salt, then inserts his now salty, non lubed cock into the woman's ass.
I New England Churroed My Woman On That Snow Day
by 11DollarSteamyShitDick January 10, 2018
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New England Cowboy

Someone who dresses like a cowboy without having ever seen a cow or lived in the country.
"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."
by alexseymour October 26, 2014
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New England meathook

When you put your ring and middle finger in your girls vagina and your thumb in her asshole and throw her back on to the bed
“I gave my girlfriend the New England meathook last night and she beat the shit out of me”
by Gary the 1nd January 25, 2022
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