neotard

(Neo-Tard) -- a contraction of the term Neoconservative and Retard.

A neo-tard is someone who believes in neoconservative principles while not understanding how stupid they are, that he will never personally benefit from these policies, and that said policies may, in fact, lead to his poverty and/or untimely demise.

Traits include a blind support for:

* American Military and Economic Imperialism, without adequate border security.

* Republican Presidential Infallability

* Simultaneous support for low taxes (for the wealthy) and high government spending (for military and corporate welfare at least).

A neotard is also typically unable to offer clear intellectual arguments for his positions, instead relying on catchy but meaningless phrases like, "they'll follow us home," or "don't cut and run," or "die in a fire, you commie libtard!"

As such, they generally lose debates and run away, only to attack another day.

George Bush is a neotard, especially given his belief in his own Presidential Infallability and in policies that fail, no matter how stupid or disproved.

Bill Kristol is not a neotard, because he simply misleads the public to promote his neocon policies.

Anyone who believes Bill Kristol, however, is a neo-tard, because Bill Kristol is always wrong.

Dick Cheney is also not a neotard for similar reasons. He is simply a crook (see "crook").

by Avi Bar-Zeev December 9, 2008

Nectar

The word can be used to described something that is either:

A. Cool
B. Sweet
C. Awesome
D. Nectar

Alternatively, it can be used to describe:
A. Bad
2. Randy
3. Brutal

A. Yoo I saw a Ferrari Enzo the other day, it was so nectar.

B. The fucking math test was nectar as shit.

by Siiiide October 19, 2011

Neeta

Noun - a nag, manipulative, short, hairy troll like creature. Typically in the form of a female, likes to drive people crazy with their incessant rambling and nagging.

Verb - to choke

nag, Wasserbag, tea bagging, mother, harpie, cheap ass, mooch

That old Neeta is going to be in a world of hurt when she gets old and decriped. No one will visit her except for Dr. Jack Kevorkian.

by Dr. oolong April 21, 2009

Nectar Collector

when you use a tongue taco technique to wrap around the clitorous and suck on it as a hummingbird would do collecting nectar from a flower.

My boyfriend did the nectar collector on me last night and I’ve never felt so alive!!!

by Applefritter October 11, 2019

nettah

means for real. It is another word for really or seriously. It is usually used in combination with "Oh" as in "Oh nettah?!", which basically means "Oh for real?!" or "really".

Matt: What are you doing Saturday night?
Joey: Nothing much...I'm probably going to the movies. Why?
Matt: Because I got an extra front row ticket to the Astros game with your name on it.
Joey: Oh nettah?!
Matt: Nettah!

by TexasrebelJD August 28, 2006

Nectar Fizz

The best drink on the planet- a perfect combonation between juice and soda, otherwise known as "lightly carbonated." Theres several flavors but the best are lemonade and blackberry. Plus, its made by Nantucket Nectars, so theres always a random fact under the cap. usually said as one word "nectafiz"

person: im so fuckin thirsty!
me: here- try some nectafiz.
person: dude, this stuff rocks!

by Puerto Rico June 21, 2005

Nectane Reverse Cowgirl

1. A type of flower found only in a specific region of a school in South West Florida

2. A "ride-em cowgirl" style of sex. Usually very sloppy and involves blood in several orifices.

There was so much blood last night from that nectane reverse cowgirl we did last night, that our bed looked like a seen from CSI.

by Someone234567 March 25, 2011