When a guy cums on a girl's glasses and while trying to wipe it off, she only succeeds in smearing it around more.
by Xevyn June 4, 2011
Get the Foggy Nelsonmug. by Suh111117 November 27, 2017
Get the jacob nelsonmug. A person who tries to do everything everyone else is doing but can never be good at it. He tends to be terrible at everything he does, especially video games.
by MarkySoDarky August 5, 2016
Get the Matt Nelsonmug. After drinking foolishly with your girlfriend, you attempt to have disgusting, drunken sex with her. Shortly thereafter, you feel sick to your stomach because of the alcohol sloshing around inside of you. When you climb down from your bed, you blow nasty chunks all over your girlfriend's back.
Samantha: "What are you and Dave doing tonight?"
Noelle: "My boyfriend and I are going to drink together in his room. I hope he doesn't give me a chunky nelson this time."
Noelle: "My boyfriend and I are going to drink together in his room. I hope he doesn't give me a chunky nelson this time."
by r37r0m4ng0 December 15, 2008
Get the chunky nelsonmug. A particular sex move utilized when things get a little rambunctious in the bed room. The is procedure is to have your partner face away then you slip both arms under theirs then lock behind their head. The one performing the Nelson then claps them cheeks.
The Nelsor: “Jordy I just beat your mom with the remote, let me dirty Nelson”
The Nelsie: “ No dad fuck off you meth addict bitch”
The Nelsie: “ No dad fuck off you meth addict bitch”
by saucylamby April 16, 2021
Get the Dirty Nelsonmug. The act of jumping off something and breaking a bone. Most commonly occurs at High School rock concerts.
1: Wow! He just jumped off that 1 foot riser and fell, is he okay?
2:He'll be fine, he just pulled a D-Nelson.
2:He'll be fine, he just pulled a D-Nelson.
by J Bagels May 25, 2009
Get the D-Nelsonmug. an inescapable wrestling move
used to emphasized pwnedge during a wrestling match. Most commonly used in high school gym class
derived from "half nelson" and "full nelson"
used to emphasized pwnedge during a wrestling match. Most commonly used in high school gym class
derived from "half nelson" and "full nelson"
by zee pwnzer December 28, 2007
Get the the willy nelsonmug.