ness

State of being or essence.

Get the fuck away from me, you're fucking with my ness.

Move on, jerk, I'm the last word in kick ass-ness

by misterexcellent January 14, 2006

Karl-ness

Karl-ness is Karls own uniqe smell or scent not only resitricted to people with the name Karl. To describe your own scent you simply add ness to the end of your name eg. chris-ness, zak-ness. Everyone has a "ness" some good some bad and some peoples ness smells like shit!

I just caught a strong blast of karls karl-ness

by Zaky December 12, 2006

Nessie watch

Being paid good money to do nothing and essentially waste one's life away.

Another term for this is "golden handcuffs".

Man, this job is akin to being paid to sit in a chair and be on the lookout for the loch Ness monster. Hence, Nessie watch.

by The_real_mr_fantastic September 28, 2019

Ness

Ness is the perfect word when you can't think of any other word. It can be anything you want it to be. Ness can also be used to put emphesis on certain words.

Ness is not a word that you can give an example for. It merely exists. In what plane of existance, I'm not sure. It's just there.

by Ehks D. Fishanda January 27, 2008

NERD-ER-AWESOME-NESS

NERD-ER-AWESOME-NESS
GET STRAIGHT A's in school and do
all your homework but yet you stay freshh
to death with your Gear and Fly Sneakers soo
your such a NERD-ER-AWESOME-NESS.

Damn kid Your such a Nerd
because you have to doo all your homework
soo you can goo buy new nike sb dunks and feel
proud of yourself.

your such a damn NERD-ER-AWESOME-NESS

by RENNe..JEN,,,kid November 24, 2006

nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

by shane November 30, 2004

villanueva-ness

To piss excellence and ejaculate glory; also to be of a motivational stand point or to describe ones own satisfaction with their accomplishments

I did so well on that ap exam, i have to chalk it up to my villanueva-ness

by Ken Gai June 2, 2007