shit on a napkin

phrase: a term used to denote a state of extreme depression or displeasure.

Erik: That Econ test was such a shit on a napkin!

Emily: How was yesterday's party?
Jesus: I feel like I shat on a napkin.

Joe: This burger is like shit on a napkin.

by jee213 October 25, 2010

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banana napkin

An cloth used to wipe up excess semen after ejaculation.

Dude did you see that one porn video? You know... The one where the guy uses a banana napkin?

by Tyler March 7, 2005

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pink napkin

the act of stabbing one's balls while ejaculating into a white cloth or napkin. the mixture of blood and semen results in a light pink color, hence the name "pink napkin".

Guy #1: I really want to try out some new masturbation techniques.
Guy #2: Have you tried the pink napkin?
Guy #1: No thanks, I'm planning on having kids someday.

by Rayrb June 15, 2011

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Napkiny

When something tastes like a napkin.

"Out of coffee filters this morning, so I had to use a napkin. Now my coffee tastes all napkiny"

When you bite into your burger AND the napkin surrounding it. That will taste "napkiny"

by Miss Adventures October 14, 2010