grunge napkin

A previously-sanitary napkin, aka a used pad.

Someone left her grunge napkin on the floor next to toilet. Disgusting.

by Trevany November 25, 2009

napkin me

When a person spills something and needs a napkin quickly.

Fred: Shit, napkin me.

Joe: Aight dawg.

by pseudonie August 7, 2009

butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

Meat Napkin

The folds and skin around a vagina.
A vagina.

"Dave was banging me good and hard last night and My meat napkin is giving me grief"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Twat Napkin

A used pad and/ or tampon. Or a bloody pad/tampon.

Shut up and quit acting like a Twat Napkin", or "I'm so hungover I feel like a Twat Napkin

by kajmagician August 4, 2011

Ass napkin

A term usually used to describe a manager of a lending institution who looks like a white monkey, smiles with a grill that looks like it's been pounded in by a bag of melted nickles, and is dumber than a brain dead retard. Can be used interchangeably with the term "ass clown"

My manager Greg is such an ass napkin

by Assnap15 January 9, 2014

Bovarian Napkin

The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.

If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!

by Perkins Crew June 23, 2009