by Coryblount August 21, 2006
When mayo is used as a lubricant during anal penetration and the anus is not cleaned properly then the mayo shall rot, and maggots will form within the anus.
Jack used mayo as a lubricant on John's misshapen, disgusting, ghastly, revolting, repulsive, and nauseating ass as he proceeded to anal fuck him quite modestly. The mayo became trapped within his anal cavity and was never fully cleaned out thus causing the mayo to rot, and maggots began to form within John's feeble anus. John screamed out in frustration, "ass mayo!"
by Johhny Whiplash June 04, 2009
When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired or lazy to go clean up after anal sex.
Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
by an experienced user October 26, 2015
by Beckett101 October 14, 2010
well i was licking my dick when all of a sudden this white stuff came out i licked it up kinda gross kinda liked it gonna try again
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmg December 08, 2021
a cumshot
by mitch gibbons August 17, 2008
by SUP4104 December 26, 2015