nig-dad 

step daddy, moms boyfriend, or who ever is sleeping with your mamma at the time.

2nd grade inner city teacher talking to her student.

teacher "so jordyn whos picking you up today"

student "my nig-dad"

teacher "your what??"

student "my nig-dad"

teacher "whats a nig-dad jordyn??"

student "you know my step daddy, my mammas boyfriend"

nig-dad by Bridgette and Lauren April 12, 2008

nig'n 

Verb. To be or act like a nigger. To act in a manner that would make someone assume you should be picking cotton or sitting on a porch. To steal things things that do not rightfully belong to you.

Lugunga was straight nig'n when she said McDonnalds ran out of burger bread. What that is?

nig'n by Allniggersmusthang November 23, 2009

nig tag

v., to play a game of nig tag, simply accompany your african american parents to Wal-Mart and then run around chasing eachother bumping in to every senior citizen you can. Bonus points are given for knocking the senior down, with the maximum points given for breaking their hips. (see also nig knocking)

"Tyrone and Jerome we're playing a rather rambunctious game of nig tag, and their parents seemed to encourage it!"

nig tag by johnny lake June 2, 2008

nig nap 

1. v., NOTE: any race can take a nig nap. All one needs to do is to fall asleep on the job while ON THE CLOCK. take note: It is actually more difficult for an african american to NIG NAP due to the fact that one must have a legitimate job in the first place to nig nap at. Be mindful...a negro falling asleep at his CRACKHOUSE does not constitute NIG NAPPING.
2. n., A nig nap refers to the hair-condition of an african-american female, especially in the early morning.

1. "If johnny gets caught NIG NAPping by the boss, it'll be the end of him, he'll be fired!"
2. guy #1:"shaniqua has quite a NIG NAP going on this morning, eh!"
guy #2:"Yeah, she needs to STEAL HERSELF some no-lye relaxer to tame that BEAST!!!".

nig nap by johnny lake June 2, 2008

Nig Nog 

This phrase has absolutely _no_ racial dimension, despite appearances. It is a Northern British (e.g. Yorkshire) term referring to a silly person. It does not derive from nigger and should not be considered racist at all.

Tha cawn't even spell thi own name -th'art a bluddy nig nog

Nig Nog by Christopher P. Martin April 26, 2006

nig rigged 

something that has broken but has been fixed badly to work.

A: hey i though yo pipe was broke
T: naw jit i nig rigged that shit

nig rigged by Da Moo Man October 1, 2006

nig heist 

A parody punk band primarily made up of Black Flag roadies led by "Mugger" (Steve Corbin). Band members often performed in sex shop-based costumes or even naked. The music (and taunting of the crowd) intended to be as insulting, crude and vulgar as possible -- including references to the previous night's homosexual acts or requests to see the genitalia of the females in the audience. Corbin claims to have arrived at the band name based on a friend of his who would steal his cigarettes to the cry of "Nig heist!"

Nig Heist often opened for Black Flag

nig heist by etafatdik June 20, 2008