New England Puckerburner

The act of soaking a tampon in Spicy Cajun Mustard and inserting it in your rectum.
I can't come to work. My partner did the New England Puckerburner on me last night and I won't be able to sit at a desk for a week.
by Helvecta Heresy January 09, 2025
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new england gas mask

the act of farting while you have your legs wrapped around someones head and your balls in their mouth
My GF Camille is such a freak, she let me give her a New England Gas Mask last night
by Aurora Whorialis July 24, 2024
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New England Hick

Someone who is from New England and exudes the hippy counter-culture vibe. Long hair down to butt, etc.
Nickey, you're such a New England Hick!
by EnigmaTheDingus August 26, 2016
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New England Double Whammy

When a penis gives out a double load of cum.
I gave that dude a Double Whammy.

Which one?

A New England Double Whammy.
by AJJ304 September 16, 2008
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New England Juicer

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.
by Butterball Sully April 07, 2024
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New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.
“Dude I think that food gave me a worm
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”
by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021
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New England waterbirth

“A New England waterbirth is when you poop in the shower
“You’re lying”
Look it up
by Schlembo McMurray September 25, 2021
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