grunge napkin

A previously-sanitary napkin, aka a used pad.

Someone left her grunge napkin on the floor next to toilet. Disgusting.

by Trevany November 26, 2009

butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

napkin me

When a person spills something and needs a napkin quickly.

Fred: Shit, napkin me.

Joe: Aight dawg.

by pseudonie August 07, 2009

Meat Napkin

The folds and skin around a vagina.
A vagina.

"Dave was banging me good and hard last night and My meat napkin is giving me grief"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Bovarian Napkin

The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.

If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!

by Perkins Crew May 29, 2009

Rancid Napkin

(N): The underwear you ran in days ago that a girl uses to wipe her face off with after you bust.

A "Rancid Napkin" may be dry or slightly wet, but must emit a foul, rancid odor similar to that of ammonia.

Sorry babe, no towels, but try this!" "Mmmm, rancid napkin!

by RancidDoctor September 02, 2010

Slut napkin

A slut napkin is the towelette that a slut uses to wipe her face off after a man has cum all over her face.

Also a provocative insult used to humiliate.

Yo slut napkin get on your knees and sick my dick. slut napkin cum whore dick humiliate fuck bitch pussy towel cock cunt

by Trippintits January 07, 2016