by eric wilson June 25, 2003
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Get the Michal mug.When a guy decides he's not going to go all the way with a girl, but instead 'dips it in a few times'. Such an act us normally undertaken somewhere convenient nearby, such as a public toilet. This action is often associated with the consumption of absinthe.
Dude 1: Did you fuck that girl last night?
Dude 2: No, I just went to the toilet to give her a michal!
Dude 1: Where did you go with that girl on the beach last night?
Dude 2: I went back to her's for a casual michal
Dude 1: Did you take that girl to banjo practice?
Dude 2: No, I just gave her a michal
Dude 2: No, I just went to the toilet to give her a michal!
Dude 1: Where did you go with that girl on the beach last night?
Dude 2: I went back to her's for a casual michal
Dude 1: Did you take that girl to banjo practice?
Dude 2: No, I just gave her a michal
by The Notorious PIG December 7, 2011
Get the Michal mug.The absolute ideology of greatness and anything good / Definitive description of all thats cool and hip. Can be used in any situation that merits the aforementioned in any context.
1. He/She/It is machalavian.
2. Machalavian!
2. Machalavian!
by sambo182 October 20, 2004
Get the machalavian mug.She'll be your bsf one minute and then turn around and stab you in the back the next minute. To sum it up, a fake bitch.
Me: Bye Mychala👋
by Y0ur3verydayHo3 February 26, 2019
Get the Mychala mug.An annoying dumbass who thinks she is so great but is a terrible actress and bad singer who got into Cowbelles because she is blonde and well-known from Phil of the Future. She isn't even pretty. And that AJ with her is annoying but not as bad as her. See teenybopper. Only stupid teenyboppers will ever like her. Emphasis on STUPID.
Alyson: I'm Alyson Michalka
Me: Oh, so you are that person on Cowbelles and Phil of the Future. In both you act like a spoiled brat who thinks she is so great but that is not acting. But for the parts that weren't like that your acting is SO fake. You can't even sing but they let you because you are famous. Go die.
Alyson: (confused) I'm so stupid and bratty I have never heard anything mean before. Since everyone loves me it must actually mean something nice. Thanks gullible adoring fan, I won't give you an autograph because I am ssooooo tired of being famous (not really, but I have to pretend like it because that is what all fabulous actresses like me do.
Me: You really are everything I called you.
Alyson: Thank you, but who said you have a right to talk to me?
Me: Definitely the stupid show-offy brat part.
Me: Oh, so you are that person on Cowbelles and Phil of the Future. In both you act like a spoiled brat who thinks she is so great but that is not acting. But for the parts that weren't like that your acting is SO fake. You can't even sing but they let you because you are famous. Go die.
Alyson: (confused) I'm so stupid and bratty I have never heard anything mean before. Since everyone loves me it must actually mean something nice. Thanks gullible adoring fan, I won't give you an autograph because I am ssooooo tired of being famous (not really, but I have to pretend like it because that is what all fabulous actresses like me do.
Me: You really are everything I called you.
Alyson: Thank you, but who said you have a right to talk to me?
Me: Definitely the stupid show-offy brat part.
by Carynne No. September 30, 2006
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Back off you cum covered scum bag.
Back off you cum covered scum bag.
by Anonycumto June 13, 2018
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