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had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass
It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.
by Breezyred May 9, 2021
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U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.
by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021
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My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there
Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??
by crazymofo11 April 14, 2014
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My faggot friend Oliver

My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)
My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.
by OlliIsSmart September 30, 2022
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My best friend

The best person ever who makes me laugh and smile and is so smart and beautiful
Issy, your MY BEST FRIEND
by - Miaxo November 25, 2021
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my friend

In Naples, the term 'my friend' is equivalent to 'bro.' It is used exclusively by natives toward immigrants and by immigrants toward natives
We my friend t'appost?
by ER LAZIALE January 22, 2024
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My best friends

They always make me happy and tell me i'm very funny and pretty i'm so happy we are friends

Boy; they must sound amazing
by lovelieiswow February 10, 2023
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