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My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
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running my name

When someone saying your name without no respect.
My nigga put some respect on my name. Otherwise stop running my name.
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Hello my name is

Hello my name is is used when addressing your name to someone you don't know.
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My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.
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Not my name quarterback

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Not My Name, Quarterback, also known as Nice Catch, Cheer, refers to a scene in the Tubi Orignal movie Sidelined: The QB and Me in which the character Drayton Lahey (played by Noah Beck) throws a football that's caught by Dallas Bryan (played by Siena Agudong). He says, "Nice catch, Cheer." She responds, "Not my name, Quarterback," and throws the football back to him. Both are wearing "Archwood Wolves" merch. The scene went viral on TikTok and YouTube in late 2024 and early 2025. It was parodied in '99.99% Accruacy' Meme Reenactments and absurd edits soon after because people thought that the scene and its dialogue were cringe.
"hey nice catch bro" your friend would say.

then you say "Thats not my name quarterback"
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