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Muskatel Meadows

The grass lawn in front of the Seattle court house. One of the dirtiest places known to man, which is odd considering the fact that it is square in the middle of downtown.
It is called Muskatel Meadows because of the cheap alcohol that is consumed by 100% of the homeless that lurk around there at all hours of the day.
Nobody but homeless people stick a foot in the area for fear of extreme panhandling.
If you are walking from downtown Seattle to a Mariners game at safeco, be sure to take a quick glimpse at Muskatel Meadows. Just make sure you're on the prefontaine fountain side of the street.
by rabblerouser August 28, 2006
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Musket Shot

A fart when one's ass-crack is packed with a white powder, such as baking soda, baby powder, cornstarch, etc. The fart produces an effect that is visually similar to that of firing a musket.
Neil had bad gas, so he packed his ass-crack full of baby powder and unloaded a musket shot on Hansel's face.
by Cristobal Carbonero December 3, 2007
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musket pack

V. The act of sexual intercourse with a female, while she is menstruating and a tampon is carelessly left in the vaginal canal. Usually alcohol is involved. To reverse this act a flash light and a long grasping device are required
He musket packed her last night and created what appears to be a crime scene in Ginther's spare bedroom.
by jcutch82 September 22, 2014
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Fluffer Musket

1. A promiscuous female or homosexual male that is exceedingly skilled at swallowing large quantities and/or consecutive helpings of semen.

2. A whore specifically for sucking dick or woman who is infatuated with pleasuring a man orally.

partially derivative from the phrase "take a 'shot' in the mouth"
"That Fluffer Musket sucked me DRY!"
by Xeven VxHxN "spidey" October 4, 2012
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musketfucked

A term in a first-person shooter, when you suprise someone from around the corner and lay into them with a shotgun at point bank range.
"Hi, good morning. See that helmet with brains in it? I musketfucked Chris like 30 seconds ago."
by TomKVideo February 17, 2009
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Three Musketeers

A sexual act where three males insert their penises into one woman's vagina or mouth. As they "cross swords" they shout "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL". Can also be performed orally between 4 gay males.
by wandmore March 17, 2007
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Flesh Musket

your mom got my flesh musket in her brown eye
by RP McMurphey November 16, 2003
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