Double Muppet

A sexual act during which two people fist each other simultaneously.

Did you see Cameron and Brooke at the party?! They were in Aaron’s room doing the double muppet! Man, that looked like it hurt.

by Batmansnutsack November 10, 2020

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Muppet Top

The crease in your belly that forms the mouth of a muppet.

Hi ho! Kermit the frog here! using your belly fat to create Muppet Top!

by Darger69 April 26, 2017

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My mom was shocked when she found my Crusty Muppet.

by RobsWorldIRL April 15, 2022

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Kids typically around the age of 9 to 11 who release the most toxic form of cringe while in a game of roblox

I'm reporting you for killing me

Shut up you swamp muppet!

by Kingtrolo64p December 04, 2019

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Name for tween who tries to wear inapropro clothing. i.e. crop tops, buttcheek shorts, boobie bras

'Hey look at that seventh grader'

'eh such a sock muppet'

by kissmyjesuschrist March 13, 2015

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One who applies sufficient pressure to the taint as to restrict the flow of seminal fluid during ejaculation

I was with this chick who was a Muppet Strangler, she squeezed my gouch so I couldnt cum. The evil bitch.

by MajorHole September 12, 2016

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An Australian term for any cunt who's a muppet.
Or for non-australians: Any annoying person who's also pretty stupid

Davo: Fuck Jazlyn's come up to me 5 times today asking how to tie a pair of shoes

Bazza: Jesus, what a cunt muppet

by OrganicGodSlayer February 07, 2023

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