Mr mini meat

A creepy little man who you can catch smoking a black and mild outside of 711 talking to strangers. Be careful he can walk on all 4s and has strong hate toward homosexuals dont get caught lackin. Mr mini meat wears black af1s das it. Dont do anything around him that isnt sketchy or else your a “gay homo” if you have a valuable item in his proximity. He will.cum on it. You wont even see it coming cause his meats size is mini as hell like funsize kitkat

dats mr mini meat
Bro put away ur mikey watch away rn unless you want it to look like a frosted cupcake with numbers

by datscayute August 8, 2020

The club penguin dancing minigame

A Dance Dance Revolution based game that has the best song selection on planet earth. It got knocked off by Friday Night Funkin'.

The club penguin dancing minigame is simply the best rhythm game ever.

by MindLockAERO March 14, 2021

Mini Pop Kids

A disgrace to music - a bunch of under-developed wannabes trying to pass themselves off as actual artists. Not a single original song and they ruin every Christmas with a new CD containing the year's biggest hits. Of course, all these songs are sang with their 11 year old voices so its an instant good to HORRIBLE mix.

Their only redeeming feature is that they made a blond slut sing Justin Bieber's "Baby".

Girl 1: What the hell is that noise?
Girl 2: Mini Pop Kids.
Girl 1: There goes Christmas...
TV: BABY BABY BABY OHHHH BABY BABY BABY NOOOO.

by Bad Music January 22, 2011

Mini Ladd

A gaming youtuber who as of 2018 has 4.8 million subscribers. Became famous for playing games like Black Ops 2, GMOD, Cards Against Humanity, and Cod Zombies. He originally played with VanossGaming, H20 Delirious, and I AM WILDCAT and others.

He stopped making content featuring Vanoss, due to Mini Ladd wanting to be seen as an independent youtuber, even though Mini Ladd still collaborates with all the other members of the group. Mini Ladd relies heavily on the group dynamic(even more so than Vanoss) to compensate for his dull, boring, and honestly cringey personality, and takes advantage of smaller and actually funny youtubers such as Smii7y, Kryoz, and BigJigglyPanda.
If you try to point out that alot(or all) of his popularity stemed from his association with Vanoss or literally anyone else, he immediately gets triggered.
His recent content consists of Mini Golf, reacting to subreddits (including his own), Cards Against Humanity, and UNO.

Dude 1: Have you heard of Mini Ladd?
Dude 2: Isn't he one of Vanoss' friends?

by BemoWemo July 7, 2018

mini colts

A brand of cigars, that have a plastic mouth piece, and come in separate wrappings, and have different AWESOME flavors.

"I smoked a few mini colts last night, and they were one of the best smokes i ever had." Not really...

by Andrei13 March 10, 2008

Mini Van Rage

A person, usually male, who drives a mini van with anger and recklessness. It is a reflection of a person's aggravation with what their life has become. These people likely hate the fact that they had way more kids than they intended, and the pressure of accommodating these high maintenance brats, in combination with having to drive such an embarrassing vehicle, has reached a boiling point. They can be commonly spotted doing 90mph on the freeway swerving in and out of lanes cursing to themselves.

Bystander 1: Wow, did you see that guy?!?! He almost killed two pedestrians and a dog while blowing that stop sign.

Bystander 2: Yeah, classic mini van rage. He's probably late to a parent/teacher meeting.

by captmurk November 13, 2013

Epic Minigames

A game on Roblox that a bunch of no lifers spend more than 12 hours per day playing so they can get 10k+ wins and be on the monthly leaderboard that no one gives a fuck about.

Robloxian1: How many wins have you got today in Epic Minigames?
Robloxian2: 2000!! I am on top of the leaderboard!
Robloxian3: Get a life.

by meistheone May 6, 2021