muggletog

You think someone is fucking off from doing work. But they are actually doing work and you are the one fucking off.

"Oi, you muggletog, get back to work!"

by CREEPY IS A FUCKIN WAY OF LIFE June 11, 2016

muggler quidditch

Cringy harry potter based game.

That muggler quidditch player looks real cringy

by TDYSTokp March 15, 2017

Muggle

Originally a description from the Harry Potter Universe of a person who is born to two non-magical parents and is incapable of performing magic.

The expression is sometimes transferred to domains other than wizardry and describes a person outside the current context. A muggle is a layman or "normal" person.

1. If you bring your muggle partners don't worry they won't be shunned
2. If the cache is located in a highly visible space but there aren't tons of muggles, I am generally up to the challenge.

by oh-tee-nee March 9, 2017

Muggle

Being plain skinned. Having no tattoos, piercings or body mods. Being unexceptional and boring.

Your sunday school teacher is a muggle.

by Fancy Alien Manbot June 6, 2017

Mugglemiss

Someone who says rash things towards someone who is clearly innocent. Often tampers with plastic utensils and has a weird attraction to Koreans.

"whoa dude she's such a mugglemiss look at her eating up that korean noodles"
"yeah man i totally agree. Ramen is so passe"

by SatanistsUnITe June 18, 2017

mugglefucked

When person with great expertise in a subject matter is screwed over, hurt, or caused great frustration by a person with less experience or ability in the same subject matter.

Joe was just mugglefucked by Stephanie! She has no idea what she's doing, she's such a mugglefucker!

by iosnerd July 26, 2017

Murgled

When you’re burgled and murdered at the same time

Dazza got murgled last night, tow blokes broke in and nicked all his stuff and topped him off, proper shocking!!

by Samlikesham June 3, 2018