Mother Mother

A Canadian band who’s music is used as code for non-binary people.

Specifically:
Verbatim- he/they pronouns
Hayloft- they/them pronouns

Oh Ana- she/they pronouns
Infinitesimal- she/they/he pronouns

Person 1 (they/them) “Do you listen to Mother Mother?”
Person 2 (he/they) “Yeah, I listen to Verbatim.”

by Gender was a construct anyway December 29, 2020

helicopter mother

The term helicopter mother comes from mothers of (usually) college students who 'hover' over their children at all times of the day. Here are some sign of you having a helicopter mother.

1. Your mother calls you once a day, or more than once a day.
2. Your mother calls you and reminds you about tests, homework, obligations, meetings, etc., because you cannot handle it yourself, you little child you.
3. Your mother registers your classes for you.
4. Your mother attempts to do your homework...and by doing your homework, I don't mean revising a paper, but more like wrestling your chemistry homework from your willing hands and hiring somebody at home to do it for her then sending it back to you before it's due...because she knows when it's due.
5. Your mother sneaks into your school, does your laundry, then sneaks out.
6. You have a GPS chip somewhere underneith your skin, so she knows where you are at all times, and even if you don't, she still knows where you are at all times because of all the phone calls.
7. You don't know how to clean your room, because your mother does it for you.
7. You PROBABLY don't have a (private) social life, although this one is optional.

"oh, mommy-wommy is calling again!"
"That's the third time this hour"
"Well, my mommy loves me and yours doesn't."
"Because my mom doesn't spoil me and do my laundry and call me twelve times a day? touche, touche...goddamn helicopter mother"

by kekekekekekekekekekeke April 3, 2006

mother trucker

another way to say "mother fucker"; a more innocent form of the saying "mother fucker" meant to be used around parents, teachers, etc.

Tanner is such a mother trucker when he goes on a date with Ashleigh.

by Baseballer4Life08 April 21, 2009

mother with benefits

Having sex with a woman who is prepared to do everything for you and who is not your biological mother.

John's girlfriend really wipes his arse for him.

I know. And can you believe they also do it 5 times a week!

Wow. That woman is a mother with benefits.

by Silly Tilly June 9, 2018

The Mother of all omelettes

when a senator makes an omelette

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG

by Bulldozer Gaming March 25, 2022

Mother of pearl

A useful tool to have around when you really need to curse and can't.

If you cannot relate to this now, you will by the time you have children.

For instance, "Shit mother fucker fuck shit" , can be easily translated to, "Mother of pearl".

by AislynnE. May 13, 2006

Mother Father Chinese Dentist

Very obscure slang/substitute for swearing in frustration or anger.

Origin:
HBO television series
Mr. Show with Bob and David (1998 season 4, episode 5: It's Perfectly Understandable)
Sketch: Pallies (A Goodfellas parody, edited for television)

David Cross turns to Jay Johnston and yells (with terrible over-dubbed editing):

"Well you's can both grab one of my *books*,
you mother*father* *Chinese dentist*"
before shooting Jay in the head.

According to the Season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Thompkins had overheard someone talking on a cel phone in a bar utter the phrase "Mother Father Chinese Dentist!"
When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was "What?"

by FlowersInMidgar April 19, 2007