roach motel

Noun: A container where roaches (remnants of a marijuana joint) are stored.

Hey man, grab that roach motel over there and I'll roll up the leftovers.

by beanz069 August 21, 2009

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motey

being hip and cool. being a motey is at the top of the food chain. motey's, known as the cool kids, and fly and phresh. Everything they do is so radical. Everyone wants to be a part of the motey clan. But if your name is Victoria you are out of luck. They can never be motey's because of a suspicous legend from back in the day. They suck. But if your name is Alanis you are in good luck. They are always on top of the Motes. Motey's are so efffing fantabulous they make you want to save baby's from a tree!

Victoria: Omg Leah is so motey. I wish i was just like her
Alanis: oh yeah!

by MOTEYSFORLIFE March 5, 2011

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motel

Small convenient stop off point generally found just off highway exits. Sometimes stayed at after a long drive or after picking up that STD infested hottie on the street corner for a quickie. The wallpaper consists of dull colours and patterns of those used in the 1970’s. The bed is one grade up from the comfort of one found in a prison cell and still has a short trail of sperm hanging from the lower corner from the previous occupants’ adventures from the night before. Bathrooms occasionally have locks on the door and are just big enough so that when you open the door, there is about 1cm between it and the bath tub. Toilet paper is single-ply and comes off in small individual squares and shower curtains are brown, sticky, moldy, and never long enough to reach from one wall to the other leaving a puddle of water for when you get out. Finding the right combination of hot and cold to get a decent temperature is near impossible. Turn the tap a fraction too far and the chorine water is hot enough to sear the eyeballs from your skull. If you didn’t bring any shower gel with you, don’t worry. Some is provided for you in convenient little sachets. These things are great and leave your body feeling sticky and dirtier than it did before.

How does dinner and a movie followed by a sleazy motel sound?

by Skatched August 28, 2008

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