Morticious

Dark and dreary like.

That guy creeping around Baby GAP with no baby is quite morticious.

by Lance M. Snyder February 10, 2010

moronicness

A word that is both a verb and noun. Interchangable. Describes a moron, or a moronic situation. Most commonly used to describe the intensity of a moron and their individual acts.

Kyle's moronicness definitely measures up to Jackson's.

by Strider.C May 6, 2010

mootie

mootie can mean mutual, someone who you follow and they follow you back. it’s just a cute name to call your mutuals on tiktok. there are other unrelated meanings to this word

my mooties are swaggy

by vibeylolz December 25, 2020

Twitter Mortis

When rumors hit Twitter about someone's death--except that the person is alive and well.

Tweet 1: RIP, Eddie Murphy.

Tweet 2: He's not really dead, it's just Twitter Mortis.

by An Aries January 19, 2011

Ringer Mortis

What an old bastard has as a ring tone. Usually Moon River or Patsy Cline.

Did you hear the ringer mortis coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!

by Demised May 5, 2011

mortician

Noise

I like the band Mortician.

by METAL October 18, 2003

mootin

A piece of white trash from the fine state of Maryland. Mootins are well known for their love of Nascar, Budweiser, David Allen Coe, or a nice family dinner at Hooters. Commonly mistaken for rednecks, mootins are a special breed of people.

People tailgating at a Baltimore Ravens game

by Eric Wise March 20, 2005