The sound you hear when you go to hell. So basically it's this song that you can use for your alarm on like your phone or something but it's freaky AF. Some people like it, some people hate it. And I'm one of those people who hate it, and now I have it stuck in my head. Thanks, Satan! :)
Tomorrow was the big test, and Sarah was ready. She spent many days studying for it, and now, she was prepared. She set her alarm for 6:00 am and fell asleep confident and determined to pass this test.
An hour passed and her annoying little brother Jake snuck into her room and changed her alarm to Morning Flower at full volume hoping for her to have a bad day because she ate his leftover food from Chipotle.
*The next day*
It was a minute before 6 o'clock and Sarah was still asleep, waiting to be waken by her alarm. The clock hit 6:00 and Morning Flower blasted from her phone. Sarah woke up in shock and then felt a little bit of fear. That fear soon turned into the urge to go jump off a cliff. She started crying and turned off the alarm. She didn't want to go to school. She didn't care about the test. Her whole day was ruined, and for the rest of her life, she lived with PTSD... THE END
Damn, all of that just to show how terrifying that song is? Makes sense...
An hour passed and her annoying little brother Jake snuck into her room and changed her alarm to Morning Flower at full volume hoping for her to have a bad day because she ate his leftover food from Chipotle.
*The next day*
It was a minute before 6 o'clock and Sarah was still asleep, waiting to be waken by her alarm. The clock hit 6:00 and Morning Flower blasted from her phone. Sarah woke up in shock and then felt a little bit of fear. That fear soon turned into the urge to go jump off a cliff. She started crying and turned off the alarm. She didn't want to go to school. She didn't care about the test. Her whole day was ruined, and for the rest of her life, she lived with PTSD... THE END
Damn, all of that just to show how terrifying that song is? Makes sense...
by Proud To Be Scarred For Life May 10, 2019
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1. When Theresa and I had such crazy sex that she fell asleep last night, I decided to wake her up this morning with a Morning glow.
2. Since my roommate Vivian ate all the Chinese food and deleted all my porn, i decided to get some glitter and give her a Morning glow before she went to school.
3. I gave Linda a Morning glow because she was begging for it. Who cares if shes my sister?
2. Since my roommate Vivian ate all the Chinese food and deleted all my porn, i decided to get some glitter and give her a Morning glow before she went to school.
3. I gave Linda a Morning glow because she was begging for it. Who cares if shes my sister?
by &-D and K.L December 9, 2008
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the strange smell on your finger you wake up with after getting weird all night
commonly smells like a mixture of alcohol, cigarettes, weed and whatever else you might have got your finger into.....
commonly smells like a mixture of alcohol, cigarettes, weed and whatever else you might have got your finger into.....
I can't stop smelling my morning finger.
dude I can tell you fingerblasted her from that awful morning finger you got there
dude I can tell you fingerblasted her from that awful morning finger you got there
by bill_the_kid January 2, 2012
Get the morning finger mug.Waking up and discovering various fruit, pastries, and/or cereal covering your body (primarily genitals) with no recollection of consuming and/or purchasing sed items; the name originating from Post Blueberry Morning Cereal.
Hey Joe, what did we do last night? I woke up with my balls covered in a McDonald's parfait...what a blueberry morning.
by JJMcJ February 9, 2010
Get the blueberry morning mug.When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
by Jethro Tull October 9, 2007
Get the morning goblin mug.Pewdiepie's heavenly intro to his minecraft videos. This is like God saying "let there be light". Once you hear it you can never not hear it. It just keeps ringing in your head.
Mom: Honey, wake up!
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?
In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?
In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.
by bamboomaster September 9, 2019
Get the Good Morning Gamers mug.A variation of One Night Stand and ejacuvate, only in the morning, like say before school in her BMW. After the fact, these two will suffer a day of either awkward looks or sensual stares, depending on their relationship. The author has only suffered the former unfortunately, but in due time...
Friend: "So how'd it go with Nicolette this morning, didn't you need to get a ride from her?"
One Morning Stand...er: "Actually I was the one who gave her the--"
Friend: "The ride? Goddamn are you predictable, so you fucked her...in her car...before school started?"
OMS..er: "Yep...I'll be back, I have cooking next, so I should probably wash my hands, I don't think anyone wants FISH in their stir fry....do you get it, huh?!"
Friend: "....god I hate you"
One Morning Stand...er: "Actually I was the one who gave her the--"
Friend: "The ride? Goddamn are you predictable, so you fucked her...in her car...before school started?"
OMS..er: "Yep...I'll be back, I have cooking next, so I should probably wash my hands, I don't think anyone wants FISH in their stir fry....do you get it, huh?!"
Friend: "....god I hate you"
by Irish Wolf April 20, 2006
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