Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.
John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.
by Michele March 30, 2004
It's jacksepticeye 's intro. After loud *WWHHIIIPPSSSHHH* (slapping sound) he High-five the air and scream these words:
"TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIE, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE, AND WELCOME BACK TOOO...(the name of the game he actually play) (...)"
"TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIE, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE, AND WELCOME BACK TOOO...(the name of the game he actually play) (...)"
-in jacksepticeye 's intro, also very often used by his friends (especially pewdiepie) and his fans and all of bosses
-instead of "Hi" or "Good morning" you can just yell "TOP OF THE MORNING"
-ATTENTION: you should scream these words, because it's correct and required way to say it
-instead of "Hi" or "Good morning" you can just yell "TOP OF THE MORNING"
-ATTENTION: you should scream these words, because it's correct and required way to say it
by martawastaken September 27, 2016
1. (n) After a night of revelry and drunken stupor this is the man you wake up with next to you naked in your bed. (Cannot be considered gay, because the morning dude is prohibited of revealing the affair).
2. See Morning wood
2. See Morning wood
1. Ahh shit, not a morning dude! What was I thinking?
2. Damn, I rolled over on my morning dude when I woke up.
2. Damn, I rolled over on my morning dude when I woke up.
by C&D October 24, 2004
The solid boulder of poo that weighs you down in the morning due to a hearty dinner the night before.
Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.
Expelling a morning poo is a happy experience, making you feel refreshed and light on your feet. Doing a morning poo is an indication that you have a good day ahead of you.
by bear krills January 20, 2010
by Brighton Rocks September 15, 2011
Something you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours.
by ETD420_nibba May 20, 2020
i was so drunk last i dont remember banging sally so i put on morn porn the next day to get her going again.
i woke up with a boner so i put on morn porn to relieve my raging cock.
i woke up with a boner so i put on morn porn to relieve my raging cock.
by rhule20 May 06, 2009