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moonbat

"Bat", of course, refers to members of the order chiroptera (with some contending that the "megachiroptera" of South America should be classified as primates), strange and wonderful animals which are beneficial to humanity. Intelligent, well-educated liberals recognize bats as an asset, and seek to encourage them through environmental protection, including the building of bathouses on the outsides of their homes. The ignorant and superstitious hate and fear bats, and can think of no worse insult than to compare people they also hate and fear (out of ignorance) to bats.

"Moon" refers to Earth's primary natural sattelite, which humans visited for a brief period thanks to a massive liberal spending program. The scientific and technological benefits of the Apollo Project were immense, and would have been far greater if the program had not been killed by a right-wing administration that wanted to spend that money on a futile foreign war. Thus, the Moon is, like bats, symbolic of liberalism and all the benefits it brings to a culture, and naturally will be an object of hatred and fear to the Right.

Combine the two and you get "Moonbat"; environmental good sense, scientific curiosity, prosperity for all and the triumph of knowledge over traditional superstition. In short, all the things that enemies of civilization like Osama bin Laden and Pat Robertson hate most.
I support as continued ban on DDT because I am a moonbat.
by johnmburt1960 April 17, 2005
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serial monogamy

A practice by which a person experiences a large number of short-lived romantic relationships or "flings." Those engaged in this practice probably have had numerous sexual partners but have not engaged in cheating or infideloutous behavior.
People engaged in serial monogamy use it as a tool to avoid marriage and any other long term commitments and could be labeled "commitment phobes."
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 3, 2007
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Moonbag

Something that is a great distance away, as a bag on the moon is from any point on Earth.
John's farm in rural Virginia is a moonbag down 66 from Washington, D.C.
by JLBSBGP January 6, 2011
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Moonballoons

Breasts, boobs, tits... Whatever you want to call them... At the end of the day, they're fun to play with!
Check out the moonballoons on that bitch!
by P-Tree October 12, 2012
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Salty Mooncake

A sexual act where a salty solution is inserted into a moon cake like part of the body
"yo dude took this girl home last night. gave her one salty mooncake alright. . .."

high five
by Chinkalinka September 25, 2010
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Mongatron

a blue and purple monster with a long nose and extremely long and thin legs which u call people when they behave like idiots!!
like Laurence!! labz!
by anissa December 15, 2003
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Justin Mongan

Noun. the greatest, most common asshole, that one could ever be. Self caring one of a kind. There is noone else that can posess this personality besides this specific person.
by ihategames March 11, 2010
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