Lag monster

A supposedly mythical creature that causes lag. Said to have been only seen by veterans of the internets

Mommmmmmmmmy I had that nightmare again with the lag monster.. can I hug my modem...

by Homoriffic December 13, 2006

Complete monster

A villain that is the of the worst of the worst and sinks to the lowest of the lows..

Sosuke Aizen from Bleach is a complete monster, he does some truly vile things to Ichigo, his friends and even his own followers.

by L2J July 20, 2012

Of Monsters and Men

An indie folk/rock from Iceland. Nanna Bryndís Hilmarsdóttir is the lead vocalist and guitarist, along with Ragnar "Raggi" Þórhallsson. Their sound is very different and unique and is like a drug for your ears.

girl: Have you hear of Of Monsters and Men?

guy: no... are they a band? They sound like a bunch of fags.

girl: -pulls out gun and shoots him-

by wally the fucking walrus 2 February 9, 2013

Mass Monster

A Mass Monster is a person who is consisted of nothing but pure hard gained muscle. They usually skip most of their classes and go out of their way to go to a school gym. The weight room is pretty much their second home.

What’s that clanging noise in the weight room? I thought it was closed.
Oh that’s probably just Elijah being a Mass Monster .

by YazDef February 20, 2020

hide the monster

This is a slang term for the act of having sex.
inserting the penis in the vagina aka hiding the monster

hey what did you two do last nite.
oh we went down in the basement and played hide the monster.

by [e-mail] January 24, 2008

sleeve monster

the magical creature that eats the sleeves off of men's t shirts in the morning as they leave their house, thus resulting in the tough guy sleeveless t shirt look

"oh shit....sleeve monster caught you this morning huh?"

by P Mills October 8, 2008

cunt monster

Fucking the pussy aggressively!

The way Daddy Mattie hits it you could call that nigga' a cunt monster!

by 6daddymattie9 March 30, 2009