The complete state of panty wetness induced when a redneck boy takes his redneck girl to a monster truck show at Monster Jam. May also induce wetness for any MILF attending a Monster Jam event that is there with their pre-pubescent boys and they are into trucks.
Kleatus took Sarah to Monster Jam last night. She was squirming in her seat the whole time and was so horned up over them big trucks she done went and got all Monster Moist.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
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by spoons12345 August 9, 2010
Get the twilight moist mug.When a female wets her finger(s) with her vagina and inserts finger(s) into the ear of an unsuspecting person.
Similar to the Wet Willy.
Similar to the Wet Willy.
Tyler: "OMG Wendy just gave me a moist Margaret."
Tom: "Don't you mean Wet Willy?"
Wendy: "I wet my fingers with my vagina juices and stuck it in his ear. HAHAHA"
Tom: "Don't you mean Wet Willy?"
Wendy: "I wet my fingers with my vagina juices and stuck it in his ear. HAHAHA"
by weenerbreth October 22, 2013
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Get the mega moist mug.1. a wet female genitalia.
2. A totally radical sexmove.
3. An inside joke that most will lose interest in.
2. A totally radical sexmove.
3. An inside joke that most will lose interest in.
1. Dude i got some of that moist cunt yesterday
2. Dude i totally rocked last night, i gave her the moist cunt
3. Oh you moist cunt
2. Dude i totally rocked last night, i gave her the moist cunt
3. Oh you moist cunt
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