Modern Warfare 2

The follow-up game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

A highly addictive first person shooter that will most likely piss you off and make you feel like murdering your family while they are sleeping or piss you off enough to give you a stroke...

Modern Warfare 2 Scenario

guy1: Dude, these assholes in this game is pissing me off!

guy2: Lol, just calm down man.

guy1: Dude, I'm on the verge of killing my family.

guy2: haha, dont do that you fag.

guy1: Oh shit man my head just started hurting really bad!

guy2: you alright?

guy2: dude?

guy2: Yo faaaggot answer me!

guy2: You have a stroke or something? xD

by lolmw2 March 25, 2010

moderate

Neither liberal nor conservative. Contrary to popular belief, does NOT imply a political affiliation or lack thereof; someone with no political party is considered an Independent, but can still be very conservative or very liberal. A moderate is merely someone who isn't conservative enough to be on the right, and isn't liberal enough to be on the left. Another popular (and incorrect) belief is that moderates just can't make up their minds. That's as untrue as it gets; I am an independent moderate myself, and I have no trouble making up my mind. I'm just considered moderate because, for example, I am against both abortion AND capital punishment. The former is a conservative view, and the latter is a liberal view. Therefore I am moderate.

I'm moderate because I have beliefs that overlap liberalism and conservativism, NOT because I don't belong to a party, and NOT because I can't make up my mind! Go screw a tree you asses.

by progamer124 July 11, 2003

Modern Warfare 3

Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it, and you're like "oh man, I'm going to have to suck this thing". You brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "well, at least I got that out of the way". However, the giant cock rears its ugly head, and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this cock is penetrating your grey matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor functions. Then, the giant cock slaps you across the cheek and knocks you out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.

That's what the new Modern Warfare 3 will be like.

Gamer 1: hey have you seen the new Modern warfare 3? it looks sick!

Gamer 2: Yeah I've seen it.

Gamer 1: Preordered!

Gamer 2: Faggot. You should get battlefield 3 instead.

by Mystical-nub-cake July 25, 2011

Modern Style

The Modern style is a new trend, origionating in a San Francisco bay area suburb. Modern people are often seen wearing contemporary styled(with very simple designs, such as squares) track jackets(especially with the collar up), fitted dark blue jeans, and plain t-shirts. Modern people often shop at designer or urban/contemporary stores such as Urban Outfitters/FCUK/Desiel etc.
They are often seen with coffee's or Ipods as part of the urban contemporary look. Modern people are very minimalist people. They also tend to be bald(such as Moby) and occasionally wear minimalist black rimmed square glasses.

Person1: I got a new Track Jacket in San Francisco a few days ago.
Person2: It looks like your going for the "modern style."
Person1: Yes, it's becoming a new trend.

by Zach and Kevin May 26, 2006

Modern Warfare 2

A game that everyone thought would be good. It managed to sell 4.7 million copies in the first 24 hours. In the next 24 hours people would realize how much this game will piss them off. From commando to boosters, it is filled with all of the things you have feared in gaming. By my estimations just after the first round millions of people broke their controllers, screamed their head's off, and possibly beat their girlfriends. To this day the devil game still continues to make money thanks to the millions of kids who get their parents to buy it because everyone else has it.

1. "MW2 is the worst game I have ever played!"
2. "MW2 made me brake my controller!"
3. "I killed my girlfriend because of MW2!"
4. "Wanna boost?"
5. "You noob tuber!"
6. "I'm selling a tenth prestige hack for only a $20 PSN card!"
7."CoD 6 Modern Warfare 2 FAILS"

by joshcf1 July 26, 2010

Rocko's Modern Life

a cartoon series which was the brain child of Joe Murray. Told the tale of Rocko,a wallaby from Australia,who had moved to America. The cartoon featured surreal,exaggerated versions of the trials and tribulations of real life.

Man:Rocko's Modern Life,Eh? Sounds good.
Jonjo:It is. It contains surreal,exaggerated versions of the trials and tribulations of real life.
Man:That's deep.

by Jonjo January 15, 2005

modernite

A person who is educated at the Modern School, New Delhi. Someone who is bright, intelligent, confident, well rounded personality, outstanding and stylish. Someone who believes in "Salvation cannot be achieved by the Weak". He also takes great pride in this identity and is almost snobbish about it.

Cool he must be a Modernite!!

by Luhar April 27, 2006