mother in law

An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"

I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004

mother's intuition

An immediate unreasoned understanding that a mother has toward something regarding the well being of her child.

Jane didn't want her son Billy to go to the party. Her "mother's intuition" sensed something bad was going to happen.

by Noraaaaaaaaaa November 19, 2013

Bitch Mother

Bitch Mothers live to ruin your life. They yell in your ear so loud over small things, always compare you to other kids, and never let you go out because they think you are still too young.

Bitch Mother sees her kid watching an awesome horror movie...
Bitch Mother: TURN THAT DAMN THING OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TOO FUCKING VIOLENT!!!!
PS: Dads can act like Bitch Mothers too. Usually mothers have this attitude.

by AdomC March 27, 2015

metherson county

Alternative Name for Jefferson County Missouri. The #1 meth cooking county in missouri.

I'm tired of dealing with these Metherson County hoosiers!

by MelDanMidas December 10, 2007

Mother Bitch Fuck

What Chick-fil-a employees say when startled.

I walked up behind Robert and startled him and he said “Mother Bitch Fuck!”

by Oh you know69 ;) December 3, 2019

Mother Mother enby

A non-binary person who listens to the band “Mother Mother”.

Person 1: I listen to mother mother
Person 2: oh so your a mother mother enby lol

by Tyjos_bongwater December 9, 2020

Mother 3

Mother 3 is why I am still a virgin

Girlfriend: Do you wanna have sex?
Boyfriend: Not now, I'm tryna beat Mother 3

by anonymous May 3, 2021