mistefan

an amazing person that can pull all the bitches with ease, but chooses not to, for your sake.
also has a schlong the size of a planet

god, on day two, visited earth to find mistefan already chilling rizzing up the plants, before god even introduced adam and eve!

girl1:wow , is that mistefan?
boy1:oh no! he will steal my bitch!
mistefan:dont worry, I wont
girl1: dahm

by doomgag3900 January 27, 2023

Mista Big Bob

Mista Big Bob is a strain/brand of K2 Spice that was popular in the southern united states in the late 2000s. Its packaging featured an image of gangster spongebob holding a wad of money and wearing a luxurious pimp outfit. It was notoriously potent and caused several hospitalizations, with several users experiencing convulsions, muscle spasms, and stuttering after smoking a small amount.

Dwayne: fuck school nigga, blow mista big bob

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

hot mistake

A sticky mess or emphatically bad situation. Akin to "hot mess", though broader in definition and not necessarily pertaining to the appearance of a subject.

Man, I shouldn't have knocked up my chem teacher. This hot mistake has my world all FUBAR.

by Dark Bard January 2, 2009

bar mistake

What you end up living with for 2 months, after too much tequila, last call, and no ride home.

Wow! I finally sobered up and realized what a bar mistake I made.

by ocbinor September 30, 2018

Magical Mister Mistoffelees

The prestigious sexual act of of motor boating another's genitals.

After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.

by Magical Mister ALB February 22, 2012

the classic mistake

When you still have the timer on and you slurp down boiling hot noodles, usually resulting in a scorched mouth.

John, you just committed the classic mistake

by Jonathan Daub June 15, 2018

Sad fucking mistake

Aka me. A person who has “friends” but her friends only stick around because they think I’m suicidal and I sh. A person who’s family pretends to care but they really have no idea I sit in my room at 2am crying and covering my mouth with my hands To not make a sound. A person who’s sure they will not make it past 20yo. A person who once got a mental breakdown witch lead me to draw over all my mirrors with a black marker because I didn’t wanna se my ugly self anymore . A person who is in love with someone who gave them false hopes and who will never love, or even like me back. A person who Is fucking Sad and considers them self a mistake.

I’m a sad fucking mistake.

by Heltotroligt June 26, 2020