Mini Boner

A nickname given to a chinese guy that has a very small penis.

Guy 1: yo, danny has a small penis!
Guy 2: isn't his nickname Mini Boner?

Guy 1: yeah, he can't chop girls with that mini boner...

by Daho October 19, 2010

iphone 12 mini

the iphone 5 but in 2020.

i got the 2020 version of the iphone 5, the iphone 12 mini

by onetruelegendyt October 14, 2020

mini me

Dr. Evil's clone who is 1/8 his size. Doesn't say much except for "eeeeeeeeeee" (although one time in a rap song of 'just the two of us' he did say 'YOU AND I' in a very low voice). Has such a big ass dick that Nigel Powers says he can use it as a kickstand. Favorite pastimes include eating chocolate and humping the frickin' laser.

Mini Me (writing): Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yeah. I'm sure.
Mini Me (writing): Would you like to?

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

Mini Cooper

The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome.

"Hey, look at that car. It's so awesome."
"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."

"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."
"Mini Cooper."

"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"
"Mini Cooper."

by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008

mini vom

Noun. Rapid and unexpected regurgitation of a small quantity of a recently eaten and often acidic meal. Reflexively it is swallowed and followed with a look of disgust.

Man, that bucket of chicken made me have a mini vom. Ugh!

by DaBudsInMD April 29, 2006

Mini Chubby

When your penis is partially erect, like when you see a hot piece of ass on the beach, and get a mini chubby.

Yo the ass on that bitch was so hot, I'm starting to get a mini chubby.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Mini-Moi

An amusing character from Chef Torte's fanfic, "The Good The Bad, And The Torte" Is a clone of Chef Torte, that is only 1/8 of his size. He acts like Mini Me from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Likes tofu bars. Dies in the gap between GBT2, and GBT3. Supposed death was Chef Torte had a tantrum and tossed the little bugger into the volcano.

A tiny Torte walked out from the lab, and lightning flashed, thunder, etc.
“Mon dieu! He shall be known as, Mini-Moi!” Chef Torte said.

by Shimmra64 July 20, 2008