by Jabroni1172737383 June 26, 2021
Where you take one of the large lizards common to South Florida, especially Miami, roll it in cocaine, hold it by its neck and the base of its tail, and proceed to do lines off of the lizard, rotating the animal as you go. The result produces an effect like the return carriage of a typewriter...but with cocaine, bad choices, and amazing nights.
Holy crap man, did you see the size of the Miami Typewriter Donny did last night? That man's an animal, and so is his coke habit...literally.
by Just Aristides September 23, 2018
by EntaMen October 27, 2011
When your partner sits on your cock reverse-cowgirl style for some anal sex after eating some bad black beans and rice, and has an explosive diarrhea blowout all over you.
Person 1: "Baby, what do you want to do Saturday night?"
Person 2: "How about On our way home from South Beach we stop and get some Cuban food, then head back to my place for a Miami Mudbath."
Person 2: "How about On our way home from South Beach we stop and get some Cuban food, then head back to my place for a Miami Mudbath."
by Charles Bukkake October 21, 2014
I woke up on Sunday morning with an erection, and I asked my companion if she fancied lunch in Miami.
by George Vespe May 06, 2008
by Reptile Randy July 22, 2016
I have no fuckin' idea, but it was in Achewood so I figured 400 people would have come by here already to make up a definition. Maybe today's comic had too many words and not enough pictures of cats looking shocked, so fewer people read it.
by Joe that guy August 24, 2006