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Mewing or to mew is a technique teached by Dr. Mike Mew which tries to reposition the human tongue to its correct primal posture on the roof of the mouth. It is believed to be an important factor in developing a great symmetrical face, widening the palate and a great jaw.
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Mewing

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Mewing is a facial reconstructing technique that involves keeping your tongue on the roof of your mouth to change your jawline's shape. Some supporters claim that if you mew, you can reshape your face for a more defined jawline — while also helping jaw pain, breathing, or orthodontic issues.
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Mew

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mewing

(verb, orthotropics) a form of oral posture training to improve jaw and facial structure. It was named after Mike and John Mew, controversial British orthodontists. It involves placing one's tongue at the roof of the mouth and applying pressure, with the aim of changing the structure of the jaws.
Mewing will change the way your face looks.
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