messeye

Any issue regarding the eye.

Example 1: I am scared to drive somewhere and get my eyes dilated since I will not be able to drive back because i will have messeye.

Example 2: Ewww... have you see Karina's left eye? Yeah, she has major messeye.

by Lschlong & Aldong December 21, 2008

messy fun

When a couple make love during the women's menstruation period.

Guy: Lets go to bed!
Girl: No, I'm in my Red Zone
Guy: That's ok, it will be messy but fun!
Girl: Sure, I'm up for some messy fun!

by Drew's Chew October 25, 2011

Messy B Rider

A Messy B Rider is someone who is fuckin' shit up (in an extremely positive way)
This could be on a game, in an argument, even in real life.

Hey Scott did you see my k/d on cod? I am such a messy b rider

by MessyBRider February 19, 2013

messy hoes

Usually a broke female trading gossip for stripes/or friends that don't pay their bills. Often are found on the Gulf Coast YEAR ROUND but secretly getting Fucked BY THE "CREW"

It's a Bird, Its A Plane;... Oh No, Its Just Them Messy Hoes smh... Hoes

by Bay Way October 14, 2016

messy nessy

When your poop is so big it sticks halfway out of the water, like the famous photograph of the Loch Ness Monster

Yo, Harold! Come check out the size of this Messy Nessy before I flush!

by Turd_Burgler December 8, 2017

Messy Bitch

Someone who runs out of arguments and brings up the past to support their position.

Yeah, he brought up a past fight when we went rock climbing. What a messy bitch.

by kallaylay August 28, 2020

mersaydeez

Someone who is 13 years old. Wants to be an astronaut. Is obsessed with guinea pigs. Super tall. Has brown wavy hair.

Look it’s Mersaydeez!

by Mersaydeez October 21, 2020