merrideth

A hot milf ! Sexy loves to cook , dependable .

I'd like a little merrideth , all night long!

by CAS 1998 February 21, 2017

merricat

A psychopath but adorably cute with those starry eyes staring at you and slowly eating up your souls bit by bit.

"Hey, did you know Ant the new kid on the block? She's merricat!"

by Sluttychappati January 3, 2017

Merrill Diet

The Merrill Diet is when someone is using meth.

Hey man, you hear about that Merrill Diet?

Yeah, it keeps me up for days!

by wusspoppinjimbo January 11, 2018

merriwyn

Merriwyn is the most loyal girl you have ever met , she will protect you and sacrifice everything for you. At times she can be a little bit hard to handle but always makes it through the day with a smile.

She has a slightly messed up sense of humour but always knows how to get you smile even when you don't want to.

Merriwyn is probably the best friend you could have.

A) I'm kinda sad
Merriwyn) what's up "insert cool snazzy joke"
A) your great , thanks for making me smile

by UnleashTHEsquids August 4, 2018

merridale

A person who is usually fat and or annoying

Why is he such a merridale all the time

by Bigblokebarry69 March 24, 2019

Merriette

The sweetest love you could ever imagine.

I remind you of sweet merriette it's hard to find a guy like me.

by Chris prays April 3, 2020

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.

Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.

by Jack446 May 7, 2020