opposite marriage

The P.C. way to specify the legal union of a man and a woman, as made popular by Miss California at the 2009 Miss USA pageant.

MISS CALIFORNIA: "We live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage"

by JusLar April 20, 2009

marriage

What you should do when you are over 60. This makes sure that you wont get on each others nerves for very long.

Dorothy and Jon had a short marriage he died at 73. She barely got to know him.

by ItsMillyTime August 4, 2007

Contract Marriage

A marriage to a military member strictly for that member to collect BAH and BAS. Often times there is no obligation to the spouse.

She got a contract marriage just so she could get out of the barraks and get that extra money. she better hope her command doesnt find out!

by Dracco February 19, 2009

Married

The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing.

"I'm married, I haven't had sex in a month" said Lisa. "Ah! I understand" said John.

by tuds January 19, 2009

Marrissa

Means of the sea in many languages including Latin. Happens to be one of the most beautiful and caring girls in the world. Is very blunt and will tell you like she see's it. She doesn't take shit from anyone but is almost always happy which means don't get on her bad side. She has a wonderful personality and such a caring heart. Once you get to know her you will love her.

I love Marrissa

by Mrs. Big Sean October 13, 2011

Facebook Married

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

by Lovelier than Lexie June 1, 2006

Married

Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits

"Sir, a quick question from the Census: are you married or happy?"

by the_unknown December 4, 2012