Mercenary

Professional blow shit up-er.

Mercenary - Mattias Nilsson - Mercenaries 2

by MagicMan803 October 19, 2008

mercedes

1. name of a sweet ass car.

2. name of a sweet ass girl.

3. name of a sexy car.

4. name of a sexy girl.

5. my name :

1. whoah, that mercedes is fucking awesome. 2. that girl mercedes is hottt. 3. that mercedes is sweeeet 4. that mercedes girl is reeaaaalllyyy hott. dayum. 5. yeah im sexy :

by heeyy mercedes October 16, 2008

merc

1. short for mercenary, which is a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army. Used by urban geeks to describe the culprit in a fantasy ambush.
2. anyone who serves or works merely for monetary gain; a mugger

Last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

mercenary

A person who takes actions for himself and not for others. He chooses to trust himself, have few friends, be self-independent, and prefers not to believe in faith, family, money, society, and popular culture. He highly values honor, merit, integrity, intelligence, and self-righteousness. He is not afraid to take risks, become hypocritical to his own self, make "the ends justify the means", betray his own people and nations, and usually has nothing to lose. Also prefers to associate himself with words like radical, renegade, and revolution.

See radical.

See renegade.

See revolution.

Me: Don't get me wrong here, I'll go out there and fight for my "dear little nation", but be rest assured that I will forever be a mercenary than a patriot.

by Merc Julian August 8, 2004

Mercan

A pubic wig. used to replace pubic hair that one desires but does not have do to an accident or a hormonal defect

Bob has a mercan because he has no pubes

by andrew w. September 16, 2005

Mercedes-Benz

A car company that was created by the inventor of the gas-powered automobile, Karl Benz. Often sterotyped as "the rich man's car".

I saw a modded Cobra get smoked by a stock Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG

by Adrian Krynski November 10, 2003

Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching)

An easily diagnosable condition of the tourette syndrome family.

It's caused by an over excitement of unconscious brainwave feelings towards the well known computer game "Resident evil 5" and is mostly traceable to the "Mercenaries" stage.

The player, suffering from the condition will play the aimless mode as normal, will go to melee an enemy, it's during the melee animation the player will unknowingly tap into the inventory screen and quickly, almost Weskerr/Neo lightning quick, transfer the ammo into the gun placement and then exist lavishly out of the inventory screen.

That is a more general indication that the player is suffering from the condition. A more serious diagnosis are as follows and in many of these cases, the inventory is brought up for a split second for the user to then take away, not actually reloading anything, you are advised to see a doctor in these extreme circumstances, or to cease playing this fucking dogshit mode that is about as classic as Andrew Evenstars hair;

-Inventory twitching when hitting a timer
-Inventory twitching when jumping through a window
-Inventory twitching when jumping up/down from a ledge
-Inventory twitching when climbing up a ladder
-Inventory twitching when climbing down a ladder
-Inventory twitching when dashing

And many, many more symptoms

About to Windfall a downed zombie...OMG THAT'S SO COOL, QUICK INVENTORY TWITCH BEFORE THE ANIMATION FINISHES WITH STILL 20 BULLETS IN MY CHAMBER!!!!

Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching) here I go again "RESIDENT EVIL FIVVVVEEEEE"

by Mercenary doctor April 29, 2011