Mercedes

Car Brand

Stripper name

Short Af

Incel: Have you seen Mercedes on that pole?
Normal person: What the hell?

by PP TURD November 21, 2022

Mercedes

When three men dick their penises together forming a "Mercedes" emblem triangle; additionaly they can complete a full "Mercedes" emblem place their arms on each other's shoulders, forming a circle of the triangle.

The guys and I had a drunken night and decided to link up our dicks and made the Mercedes

by Pig Pig June 11, 2024

Mercedes 240d

The most reliable car ever. You can't argue against that, it is fact. It is also quite slow. The hood badges were stolen often in the 80s.

Yeah, my Mercedes 240d hit 1,000,000 miles yesterday. Still runs great though!

by Car Nerd 9,000 January 21, 2021

Mercedes-Benz

A sexual act where 3 men combine their penises in the shape of a Mercedes’ emblem.

Hey bro, you want a Mercedes-Benz?

by Big wood boat May 8, 2023

Mercedes

1. Mercedes-Benz
2. A female name
3. A city in Argentina

1. Mercedes-Benz AMG GT is a Mercedes car
2. My mother's name is Mercedes
3. I live in Mercedes

by the random. November 28, 2021

Mercedes

Mercedes is likely to be a very delicate girl, with high needs, usually very fancy and a high quality sushi master. However, when someone gets to know better a Mercedes, sees a girl with a really strong sex humor, full of dirty jokes, often intensified by a Pedro of her life and all she can do is a mere overcooked rice and getting drunk while doing it.
All in all, Mercedes is a good friend who cares for her friends and has a lot of fun with them.
(You can only imagine what she does with her boyfriend if she has one)

I thought she wasn't down to earth at all but she really is a Mercedes.

by King_Nick November 23, 2021

Mercedes

The best car brand to ever exist 😈🔥

This mercedes is fast as hell.

by Epic_Roblixman April 17, 2022