Yes, the Mercedes Maybach G-650 is better than whatever irrelevant car the peasant with the afro choose
by Andrea the Supreme Chronist June 2, 2018
Before it became a horribly vulgar overpowered AMG super SUV, the Mercedes-Benz Gelandewagen was a tried and true 4x4 popular with everyone from Swiss alpine farmers to the Canadian military. A refresh in the early 90s moved it slightly more upscale, but not the point where it became in-your-face tacky. The G550, in a restrained color combination and without all the fancy AMG bits, can still be pretty badass, but the G63, G65 and G650 Maybach are absolute garbage. Please, for the love of Jesus, stop buying those things. It's giving influencer. G-Wagens from the 90s are the best, as they aren't as sparse as 80s Gs but not as trashy as the new ones.
I have a 1994 Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen. It's so fucking sick.
by henryfromny2.0 November 11, 2022
The big Mercedes SUV designed for the American market, the GL/GLS is one of the most popular cars among rich white moms. These gargantuan Benzes are even larger than Range Rovers and match the mammoth proportions of a Cadillac Escalade. Like the Lexus RX, Range Rover, Mercedes-Benz E-Class and Audi A4, these things are everywhere in predominantly white wealthy suburbs, shuttling kids to lacrosse and lugging around Nordstrom bags and Restoration Hardware furniture in the trunk.
The Mercedes-Benz GL/S is Daimler's Range Rover.
by henryfromny2.0 October 19, 2022
by The local Argentinian guy December 1, 2021
A Formula 1 Team that used to be good until Adrian Newey made a beast of a copy-and-paste car of Red Bull Racing and made a trauma-dumping Dutchman (aka Max Verstappen) drive it, which in turn caused everyone watching F1 to hear the fucking dutch national anthem throughout the year and made the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team into Williams Racing.
the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team is causing hell
by jaycxle. June 14, 2023
A reliable and cheap car manufactured by Mercedes-Benz and is the type of car a Karen drives. It probably has bumper stickers on the back that says either "Baby on board" or "Vaccines are bad". Try to get far away from that car because you will risk getting sued by the driver who probably is named Karen. If you follow this car, you will probably end up on a soccer field with lots of kids and lots of other Karens.
"Why are there so many 2015 Mercedes-Benz GLK-350s in this parking lot at this soccer field?"
"Well it's because Karens drive them and they all need to get their children to soccer practice"
"Well it's because Karens drive them and they all need to get their children to soccer practice"
by Dinousrname February 10, 2020
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.
by fifalinathesoccerball December 26, 2014