meeses

In the old Hanna-Barbera cartoon "Pixie and Dixie (and Mr. Jinks)", "meeses" is what Mr. Jinx called both mice.

"...look at them, those meeses..."

by Koby Fish June 10, 2004

meatsauce

an idiot, a moron, a goof - somebody who lacks intelligence

"Tyrone's dead?! What happened?!"
"He got drunk, ran into a pole, passed out and drown in a puddle of his own puke"
"What a fuckin meatsauce"

by g00se December 26, 2008

meatshield

1. (noun) A Halo player whose key obligation is to run in front of or behind the player who is carrying the enemy's flag, with the objective of using his/her "meaty" body to stop the bullets from reaching their target.

"Kent is an awesome meatshield. We should make that his name."

by Kent October 23, 2003

Meatscarf

1.The best way to describe when someone's neck has all but disappeared beneath a layer of fat, giving the impression that the person is sporting some kind of fleshy scarf-like garment.
2.Has also been adopted as a term for weed in situations when discretion is required.

1.
me- "Mate...george lucas has some serious meatscarf going on there. I bet he inflates it to attract a mate...."
my pal- "heh, yeah..."
2.
me-"mate, We need to get us some meatscarf before this evening is through...."

by clar*bar*superstar August 1, 2008

Calamari Meatslap

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013

she has the meats

When her pussy looks like a sandwich you'd get at Arby's.

So how did Netflix and Chill go?

-Bro, she has the meats 😵

by I don't know what to use June 8, 2016

meatsnuffing

When an uncircumcised man puts a small amount of cocaine on the tip of his penis where the flesh meets and a person proceeds to snort as hard as possible ingesting the cocaine and having some flesh up his nose for a second.

"Hey Bra Chelsea is down with meatsnuffing."

by funkmasterflesh January 13, 2009