love meeting

when two stupid bitches don't remember how to say date, they say love meeting

- When will you see John?
- Tomorrow! We have a love meeting.

by sunflowerbitch August 24, 2021

mirrored meet

To Provide a fake meeting place to someone as a common tradecraft technique that would enable you to assess the situation before revealing your own location. Usually, the fake or “mirrored” location is selected such that it lays in perfect view of the actual location.
-- Mentioned by Dan Brown in "Inferno"

Langdon had provided a mirrored meet to his contact. A technique that would enable him to assess the situation before revealing his own location.

by smohsin January 22, 2014

meet the mets

Get high. Used to be a popular saying in New York because people would get a chance to meet the New York Mets. There is also a song that goes meet the mets greet the mets, however it is slang for using drugs. Mainly Marijuana.

Yo first we gotta pickup a philly then were gonna meet the mets.

I can't wait to get out of school, cuz were gonna meet the mets.

Im sorry I came home late hunny, I met the mets with jake.

by cappdoodledoo May 14, 2011

Cyber meeting

The act of meeting another individual in cyber space.

On a dating site after a couple of emails back and forth between two awesome people, the conversation goes like...

Chris: ..... it was nice cyber meeting you! :)

May: It was nice cyber meeting you too, cool expression btw, lets meet up in real life as well ! :)

by The Christoph January 16, 2012

Bleating Meeting

Business meeting where none of the parties involved are empowered to enact any changes or make decisions while the Shepherd is not present.

"We're stuck in a Bleating Meeting. None of the ideas we're coming up with means anything until Ronda the Director shows up - if at all."

by Greywulf007 December 9, 2009

Meeting Meister

A highly skilled and usually prominent expert at the art of running, and sometimes participating, in a meeting.

My husband, a highly adept clinical psychologist who is also a quality management guy, is the hands down Meeting Meister of his workplace!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2022

Gym Meet

An NDP tradition that’s almost a century old (and also copied by every other private girls school in MD in some way) where the four classes compete against each other for the coveted silver cup and march, song, aerobics, and dance plaques. Seniors typically win because of experience unless your grade is unbelievably good (1985 and 2019 won as juniors). Nobody does school work or talks about anything else for the whole first week of March and it causes MAJOR drama (but let’s be honest, the petty girls are just mad they suck)

ndp girl: WHEN are you getting a spray tan for gym meet???

ndp girl #2: I wanted to go before mini meet but I know Aruba will be packed

by girl_powr March 13, 2019