the meaty surprise

When the meat of a male touches the woman's pussy until he realises the meat of her is inside him

Luke put his 1 inch dick inside of his cousin Judith and then realises her cock is inside him. She has the meaty surprise

by SneakyManYuk January 9, 2018

Meaty Clap

A Meaty clap is a loud clap that echos and hurts your hand. Usually painful towards the palms of your hands.

“Bro that was a meaty clap”

by skar1401 March 12, 2020

meaty biscuit

A game of men masturbating over some toast and then the last person who ejaculates eats the toast.

Meaty biscuit: A group of men wackin it over some toast. What else u want?

by Datdefinition November 27, 2020

Meaty asf

A chunky choice of greedy decisions.

Damn jo, You Meaty asf for that. How you gon take the cookies and my wife?

by BreckTown USA May 28, 2020

Meaty buffet

Where a group of males (usually 5 or more) lie down in a straight line naked and a girl or girls comes along, from left to right, giving them all a quick blowjob.

We had so much time to kill in class so we decided to have a meaty buffet

by LegalToaster October 9, 2017

meaty bear paw

When a "bigin" girl has very large hands.

MItch's sister meaty bear pawed his phone right out of his hand.

by llahttam June 16, 2017

meaty shitstain

1. The leftover of a fart with a little surprise.

2. A really stupid person.

There's a big meaty shitstain in my underwear.

by Appulis June 19, 2017