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McKenzie

McKenzie, some blonde bitch who thinks she is the shit. She likes to complain and has a croaky voice that makes you want to cut your balls off. If you dont have balls then she will make them grow and then you shall remove them. She may ask for a dollar in a russian voice and you have to say no. She will continously nag you for a dollar and she will insist that you know each other. Be careful of Mckenzies that end in y As they may ask for 2 dollars and may rob you. If you were wondering yes still in a male russian accent.
You: Its so nıce and peaceful to wait at starbucks.
( Door opens, enters McKenzie (wıth a y)
You: oh shit
Mckenzy (ın a russıan accent): Gıve dollar!
You: no go away ıve been warned about you McKenzıes
McKenzy: Please come on give me 2 dollar!
You: I thought you wanted one dollar why 2 now ?
McKenzy: Come on we are famıly, give me dollar
You: Fıne ıll give you dollar
(You gıve dollar)
Mckenzy: One more dollar
(You kıll yourself)
(Mckenzy takes wallet and one more dollar)
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Mekenze

Is an amazing sister, friend, aunt, daughter and grandaughter! She is super funny and loves to be the center of attention!! She loves her family and is completely boy crazy! She hates to wear her back brace and is sometimes a little whiney!!
OMG!! Lokk at her she is such a Mekenze!!
by Shannon Chernisky February 17, 2010
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McKenzie

Generally very kind. Know what to say and kind make one laugh without even trying. Has a great music taste, and can fit almost anybody. McKenzie is usually a good looking person but can be annoying.
Brayden: Have you seen her? She is like mckenzie. Annoying...
by MckenizeLover1234 October 13, 2018
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In very few cases will you run into a "bad" Mckenzie. Not like a bad girl, no. If you are unlucky enough to run into one of these, you will most likely fall into a deep depression and she will shove you into your deepest and darkest thoughts because she will say things like "you talk too much about yourself" and she will call you names and never listen to you.

If you know anyone like this in the most remote way please dump them like the trash they are.
Me: Wow she has been such a Mckenzie.

Other human: ikr? we shouldn't be friends with them anymore
by an_avocado November 5, 2018
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Makenzie

Usally a Makenzie is cute athletic pretty flexible .A makenzie is very nice

And trustworthy If you don't know one find one For all those boys out there find one if your dating a Makenzie never let Her go if you do you'll regret it forever .Makenzie usally has pretty hair Brown eyes and blonde hair
A makenzie is pretty kind beautiful nice honest I suggest you date one
by Djejfufi December 13, 2018
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Makenzie

Makenzie's are usually very bubbly, energetic, quirky, and fun to be around. They aren't lazy they just enjoy relaxing. They're coffee addicts and were meant to be in front of a camera or in a big gigantic castle, preferably both. They never are looking for a fight and they keep everything in their head but if pushed around they will do whatever it takes to kick some ass. Makenzie's love their friends and will do anything for them.
"Have you seen Makenzie?" "No but she's probs in the cafeteria getting another coffee or in the news room where the cameras are.
"I was just talking to Makenzie, she is really funny and kind."
by LittleBabyPrincess April 22, 2018
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Makenzie's are fun and great people to hang around with! Mostly everyone knows a makenzie and if you don't you'll never understand how cool they are. Makenzie's have attitudes and are shy but once you get to know them they are wild! Makenzie's usually have green, hazel, or blue eyes. If you don't know a makenzie you should definitely try finding one! Although she gets caught up in drama!
Lilian : gosh I hate makenzie
Bree : yea that's because your not friends with her! I'm gonna go hang out with her now. Bye.
by Small Mack October 30, 2018
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