Marinus

Marinus is the coolest, strongest and ofcourse also smartest guy you will ever meet.

Joe Bidon actually want Marinus to be the president, pretty cool right???

But Marinus doesn't give a f*ck he's just minding his own business.

Theres Marinus, king of the world and universe

by Marber November 21, 2021

Douchius Maximus

A person who is an extra large douche, especially one that makes an ass of himself as part of his general douchy-ness.

Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."

#1: "So, guess what Douchius Maximus said today?"
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."

#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."

by california420 October 5, 2010

yeeticus maximus dabber the third

the master of whips dabs yeets and everything in between.

yeeticus maximus dabber the third is the greatest living thing to ever come into existence

by general yeeticus dabber 3rd March 20, 2019

Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion

When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop

I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.

by Kuntryboujc June 21, 2019

Boomerius Maximus

A scientific name for the generation of Baby Boomers

"And here we see a boomer, Boomerius Maximus, in their natural habitat, hoarding toilet paper"

by sniffie March 20, 2020

SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

BIG GRIZZLY DONG BEAR THAT ATE YOU'RE NANNA

OH WOAH, NICE SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

by TurdSuckerStruan December 14, 2020

Rektus Maximus

Ancient Romanian general, who showed his dominance to their foes by holding his bottom on their face.

That Rektus Maximus surely was one badass mf.

by Teszkóman June 25, 2022