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He pulled a Mathis

It is in reference to Otis Mathis, Chairman of the Detroit School Board, who was fondling his private parts for 20 minutes and then unzipped his pants while ejaculating in his "hanker'chief" while meeting with the Superintendent Teresa Gueyser.
"He pulled a Mathis" wile in the classrooom despite being ill discipline to maintain a focus on education and was anxious about taking a test he knew he would fail.
by Apres97 June 21, 2010
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Matias Faillace

In Argentina it means someone thats really really really fucking cool and everyone wants to be like this type of person.
"Your such a Matias Faillace its FIREE"
"I know bro, too bad your not as Matias Faillace as I am cause I'm a badass and your not"

cool amazing funny
by ubberrcoolguy November 18, 2009
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Matias

Dirty minded, really hot charming and a little bit dumb. He likes to laugh at the most inappropriate thing but he’s super cute when he’s doing it. Matias LOVES to watch hentai and porn. He’s popular and has surfer hair that you just want to play with. He likes to flirt with the popular girls. When you see him you want to hug him.
Girl 1: Omg matias is sooo cute
Girl 2: omg is I want to be his gf!!
by Avon sevie January 9, 2020
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Mathsassinator

A math teacher with a second occupation as an assassin.
"My math teacher assassinated the principle! Now she's a mathsassinator."
by monkeymanta February 23, 2009
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Mathgasm

The sound emitted from an excited math teacher upon discovering students have prior knowledge to the topic about to be taught.
Ms. Hitcho had a Mathgasm when we informed her that we had base knowledge on the topic she was about to teach.
"ahhhhuhhh... I love when you kids know these things"
by Pedro de llama January 4, 2008
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Matthias

Matthias' are the kinda of guys that all guys want to be and all girls want. He is the guy that you will never see upset because hes always cool, calm and relaxed. Matthias' have a great sense of humor that is always making people laugh and putting people in a good mood.

Matthias' are always active and very athletic. When it comes to sports (esspecialy basketball) they are absolute beasts. Matthias' are very strong and will impress you with their six pack abs and ripped guns. Matthias' will also never let you down with penis size.

If you are ever in a relationship with a Matthias, you have found your dream guy. He is always loyal and will never let you down. He will stick with you and treat you like a queen.

Matthias' are very smart people. They do very well in school and always have one of the highest averages. All teachers love Matthias'. They think he is a lovely student, but outside of class he is a whole different person.

If you are a Matthias or you know one, you're a very lucky person.
Wow Matthias is everything I wish I was. A real 10/10!
by Mitch letner July 13, 2018
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Washington Academy, East Machias

Although I do agree with whatever part of the last definition made sense, I'd like to also add that whoever wrote that must have either been baked out of their mind or just completely retarded. I dont' mind the lack of capitalization or the misspelling, but do you see those funny little symbols on your keyboard? They're called periods and commas. That aside, Washington Academy is festering spawning ground for conformity and reeks of a total abuse of power over students that is only exceeded by the aura of depression that pervades the atmosphere for one mile in every direction.
If Washington Academy, East Machias, lessened its iron grip on the student body maybe definitions like this wouldn't come about.
by Jijibwa March 31, 2009
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