Melanie Martinez a goddess between us mortals she’s a multi-talent queen who we all Stan and if u don’t u ugly
Amy have u herd about the new Melanie Martinez album
Yes I’m so excited she’s it’s gonna be fangtastic
monster high reference
Yes I’m so excited she’s it’s gonna be fangtastic
monster high reference
The best music artist ever 😊 u can't change my mind and she did not rape anyone🤬🤬she is the best 🤭🤭🤭her songs are like drugs , addictive in a good way😍😍😍💗💗love u melanie if u see this my name is Elia(Real name) or Lia i'm young but i love u my friends love u too 💗💗😍😍😍anyways she is the best💗💗💗😍😍😍🤭🤭🤭no one is changing my mind😊😊😊💕💕💕💕💕
by Melanie martinez😍/im young🤭 August 21, 2023
Fernando Martinez the guy with the huge dick and he is god he’s known as a god. His brothers are dicks to him . People with the name fernando Martinez have asses that are huge. Fernando Martinez gets girls and steals them. Fernando Martinez usually date a Yoselin in there life . He’s known too protecting girls and fight a lot. Fernando Martinez can never get knocked out because they such an incredible anger they destroy things when he has anger he also doesn’t care about people when he’s mad .
by Jacob dash October 31, 2017
by Person thong September 25, 2015
The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)
Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
by j_breeze August 09, 2006
by luis m 123 January 08, 2017
An ubiquitious event in which the surname "Martinez" is blatantly understood by one another in a conversation between to men about baseball.
by Chris Owen July 02, 2004