Fernando Martinez the guy with the huge dick and he is god he’s known as a god. His brothers are dicks to him . People with the name fernando Martinez have asses that are huge. Fernando Martinez gets girls and steals them. Fernando Martinez usually date a Yoselin in there life . He’s known too protecting girls and fight a lot. Fernando Martinez can never get knocked out because they such an incredible anger they destroy things when he has anger he also doesn’t care about people when he’s mad .
by Jacob dash November 1, 2017
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by Melanie martinez😍/im young🤭 August 21, 2023
Get the Melanie Martinezmug. by Person thong November 9, 2015
Get the eric martinezmug. The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)
Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
by j_breeze September 9, 2008
Get the Pedro Martinezmug. by luis m 123 January 8, 2017
Get the luis martinezmug. An ubiquitious event in which the surname "Martinez" is blatantly understood by one another in a conversation between to men about baseball.
by Chris Owen July 1, 2004
Get the martinez impliedmug. When you make out with a 17 yr old girl in the back of a car while smoking pot and her parents just asked you to break into their car because they left the keys inside...
Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.
Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.
by Dirty Martinez November 21, 2011
Get the dirty martinezmug.