A well-known video game character that is characterised by his overconsumption of shrooms while undertaking several occupations and trying to get laid. Men named Mario are similar in these regards, being both a player and a jack of all trades in their careers. They are usually characterised by their rugged good looks, superior athletic skills, above average sexual endowment, and their witty sense of humour.
by allyadelaide June 25, 2017
Get the Mariomug. Mario's are people that just love it when people smile. They Make people laugh even though it's not really the time to. I Believe Mario's are Really cute couples with Alexandra's because they both love to cheer people up.
Someone: Mario, you and Alexandra should date, yall would be hecka cute
Mario: fr man only if she knew tho
Someone: I'll ask her if want
Mario: please
Mario: fr man only if she knew tho
Someone: I'll ask her if want
Mario: please
by Luxious.gurl September 28, 2018
Get the Mariomug. by SuperPenisSuckee69 May 25, 2016
Get the Mario Pornstar Mariomug. A mario is committed, hard-working, he is always determined to work out and get bigger nalgas, doesn't have any gains because he's fat, has a little pee pee, his haircut is pretty wack and that hair line is about two inches y se mira vien chido, usually he's always munching out.
No mames mario
by Weenie123 June 10, 2019
Get the Mariomug. The most desperate plumber on the face of the earth, as of the 80s. Chases after a princess who doesn't even know he exists and still shares a bunk bed with his brother. Code for a desperate MOFO.
Dude. Don't be a Mario, OK?
by BabydollDame22 June 7, 2017
Get the Mariomug. A masterpiece of music, this is often credited as the best song created by human beings. Sung by lord and savior Lou Albano. Often, it helps cure depression and anxiety.
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now!
Just like thaaaat!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now!
Just like thaaaat!
by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018
Get the Do The Mariomug.