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mantis shrimp

The act of punching someone or something as hard as u physically can
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Mantis Method

The exercise in which a male individual makes his hands into a pinching shape that closely resembles a Mantis, then grabs the shaft of their penis, squeezes the area but not the vein, then after that starts pulling that area outwards. This ancient technique was used by Medieval kings used to please their wives.
Yeah man my wife practiced the Mantis Method on me because my dick was so small..
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 7, 2025
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Crack Mantis

Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.

The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.

Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become

agitated if their path of travel is impeded.

A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.

She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023
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Manti

An odd name to fit with an odd looking boy. He’s quiet and of few words, and only comfortable with close friends. He’ll say you’re annoying but you see him smile every time you talk to him. He’s very stubborn and won’t even grace you with eye contact if you’re not close enough to him. Your friends will make fun of you for liking him but you can’t help it.
“You can’t be serious when you say you like Manti..”

“ 🤷 ♀️ “

“Girl bffr”

“Heart wants what it wants”
by iLoveKendrickLamar July 24, 2023
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Niggling Mantis

A praying mantis that is dark in colour, usually brown to a similar description of an African American persons skin colour.
by FroggerTheRIbbit November 17, 2025
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Manti t’aod

To be catfished into a romantic relationship by a gay person posing as the opposite gender.
He was fooled into thinking he was talking to a woman and had a long term relationship online with her. Years later he was Manti T’aod to find out it was a “Kaleki”, a man with a penis and not a woman at all!
by Dakini girl May 26, 2024
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Mantis Stan

Very intelligent person who realizes and recognizes mantis solos fiction. Anyone who disagrees is clearly a fat local who has never read a comic in their life xx
Mantis is the most powerful character to ever exist and to not exist -highly intelligent person AKA mantis stan
by Argentlqve July 28, 2022
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