May I speak to the manager?

The worst question any employee can be asked.

This question means that the employee has a Karen on their hands and they will probably get punished because ‘The customer is always right’

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Karen: *gets 2 packets of ketchup in McDonalds
Karen: *yells at employee because the table beside her got 3 ketchup packets*
Karen’s thoughts: Ima end this man’s whole career
Karen:
May I speak to the manager?

by KeeneyBoiiiii April 25, 2020

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time management

A term used by managers to justify inaction when subordinates complain that their workload is excessive.

S: "I just don't have enough time to do all of this work."
M: "You would if your time management was better."
S: "I suppose you're going to tell me you have an 'opportunity' for me now aren't you?"
M: "Damn right I am!"

by Adam Evans January 11, 2009

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Anger Management

A commonly misused phrase, used to describe someone with anger issues. Used after the film of the same name came out.

Fuck! You've got anger management!

by Twatty McGee October 12, 2010

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facilities management

The act of shitting in another man's ass and fucking it for the sole purpose of looking busy

Well I'll be damned if I ever rely on facilities management to get anything done

by Albert11 February 21, 2008

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Waste Manager

a cumdumping donee; one who excels at receiving sperm

Brittany administered her position as waste manager with a high degree of professionalism; her pussy endlessly perforated, habitually abiding as the receptacle for vast amounts of my personal refuse.

by nate doggy dizzle March 4, 2009

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