nosenhoover maneuver

The act of sticking your nose into a vagina instead of eating it.

Rosie started squirting everywhere when Lucas nosenhoover maneuvered her.

by Jackson Coffee August 23, 2017

heineken maneuver

If someone is distressed or in a panic you give them a beer and they will be fine.

"What's wrong with Jerome?"
"His girlfriend broke up with him."
"Quick! Give him the Heineken maneuver

by Twiztid Maggot January 26, 2017

dangerous maneuver

a critical error in driving in which the instructor may mark you on literally anything -- failure to look at blindspot, not signaling, and such.

Boy: Mom, I got DQ'd for making a dangerous maneuver.
Mom: What for?
Boy: For not looking at my blindspot early/late enough, though I did look at it.
Mom: That's outrageous! That means the instructors can mark you on that at anytime be it early or late.

by daboyyy July 22, 2011

Imodium Maneuver

(n) A technique where one decides not to cheat on his or her significant other by feigning an oncoming outbreak of diarrhea. The Imodium Maneuver allows one to save face and remain loyal to his or her significant other without insulting the other party or parties.

Pat was in a hot tub full of strippers and totally wanted to cheat, but then he used the Imodium Maneuver. The girls weren't insulted and he excused himself - everything was cool.

by ColbertEagle November 3, 2010

Hoover Maneuver

A Hoover Maneuver is when a man tries to give himself a blow job with a vacuum cleaner.

Malcom had to go the hospital last night as a result of an injury sustained during a Hoover Maneuver.

by Grimacci June 1, 2013

derodeff maneuver

Being completely out of commission, via hangover or other sickness, yet magically pulling yourself together to give a technical presentation to clients and management; leaving them to never know you are wanting to just die. This is followed by finding a soft place to die in peace.

I pulled off the DeRodeff Maneuver yesterday. No one in the meeting could tell that I was suffering a wicked stomach virus, and that I had just got done purging all internal organs before speaking.

by Reaper698 August 28, 2015

The Daedalus Maneuver

A sexual act where the male or female partner positions themselves on the hands and knees, lower their head down and keeps there butt up like doggy style. The other partner pushes their lubricated middle and index finger into the kneeling partners anus while shouting fire as their fingers enter

I could be worse, it could be like getting a The Daedalus Maneuver from a Callused lumber jack

by PodcastMTMU June 5, 2021