heineken maneuver

If someone is distressed or in a panic you give them a beer and they will be fine.

"What's wrong with Jerome?"
"His girlfriend broke up with him."
"Quick! Give him the Heineken maneuver

by Twiztid Maggot January 26, 2017

nosenhoover maneuver

The act of sticking your nose into a vagina instead of eating it.

Rosie started squirting everywhere when Lucas nosenhoover maneuvered her.

by Jackson Coffee August 23, 2017

dangerous maneuver

a critical error in driving in which the instructor may mark you on literally anything -- failure to look at blindspot, not signaling, and such.

Boy: Mom, I got DQ'd for making a dangerous maneuver.
Mom: What for?
Boy: For not looking at my blindspot early/late enough, though I did look at it.
Mom: That's outrageous! That means the instructors can mark you on that at anytime be it early or late.

by daboyyy July 22, 2011

Imodium Maneuver

(n) A technique where one decides not to cheat on his or her significant other by feigning an oncoming outbreak of diarrhea. The Imodium Maneuver allows one to save face and remain loyal to his or her significant other without insulting the other party or parties.

Pat was in a hot tub full of strippers and totally wanted to cheat, but then he used the Imodium Maneuver. The girls weren't insulted and he excused himself - everything was cool.

by ColbertEagle November 3, 2010

Hoover Maneuver

A Hoover Maneuver is when a man tries to give himself a blow job with a vacuum cleaner.

Malcom had to go the hospital last night as a result of an injury sustained during a Hoover Maneuver.

by Grimacci June 1, 2013

York maneuver

Elevating ones genitals above a toilet seat to avoid contact with the bowl.

Astronauts were taught the York maneuver to avoid having their scrotum sucked into the vacuum of a zero-gravity toilet.

by Knucklebuster May 14, 2018

Eric Maneuver

Knocking on a door to interrupt a meeting before it's done.

Another group still has the meeting room for another 5 minutes but Jerry knocked on the door to end the meeting. He performed a total Eric maneuver.

by shiver123 August 17, 2017