A sub-board of a makeup site comprised of white, 25-50 year old women. This is where women who are bitter at the world go to unleash their bitchery in order to feel better about themselves. Many are mothers which is frightening when you see how they act.
Common topic du jour's include:
picking every attractive woman posted apart (yet if a MUAer posts a picture of themselves "omg gorgeous!"), shitting on feminism, "flaming" people who say something a MUAer doesn't agree with, casual racism, pets, how making 70k a year means you're poor, college (most MUAers claim to have a college degree yet are still complete fools), shitty significant others, obviously made up stories, etc etc.
This is a very hostile environment & almost everyone who frequents Cafe has a severe mental/emotional issue. If you're better off than a majority of the people on the board you must be sickeningly humble or prepare for shit to be flung your way. Nice posters exist but are few and far between, and most "normal" and sane posters left a long time ago.
A rundown on some popular posters with names redacted to give you a feel of the board:
Unstable ex-junkie addicted to cosmetic injectables and tacky hair dye.
Popular for being cheery yet despised by some because she ruins their incessant brooding.
Sugar baby who hates women.
The Kim Kardashian of the board. Stupid and vapid yet people can't stop talking about her.
Racist republican who thinks native Americans deserved to have their land stolen.
Common topic du jour's include:
picking every attractive woman posted apart (yet if a MUAer posts a picture of themselves "omg gorgeous!"), shitting on feminism, "flaming" people who say something a MUAer doesn't agree with, casual racism, pets, how making 70k a year means you're poor, college (most MUAers claim to have a college degree yet are still complete fools), shitty significant others, obviously made up stories, etc etc.
This is a very hostile environment & almost everyone who frequents Cafe has a severe mental/emotional issue. If you're better off than a majority of the people on the board you must be sickeningly humble or prepare for shit to be flung your way. Nice posters exist but are few and far between, and most "normal" and sane posters left a long time ago.
A rundown on some popular posters with names redacted to give you a feel of the board:
Unstable ex-junkie addicted to cosmetic injectables and tacky hair dye.
Popular for being cheery yet despised by some because she ruins their incessant brooding.
Sugar baby who hates women.
The Kim Kardashian of the board. Stupid and vapid yet people can't stop talking about her.
Racist republican who thinks native Americans deserved to have their land stolen.
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A site where a bunch of fat white miserable ugly women come together to post their latest makeup hoard. They have tuns of makeup that they hardly ever use (like it'll help them if they did use it). We're talking stash pics where like one owner would have 50+ blushes, hundreds of lipsticks/lipgloss, thousands of eyeshadows and foundations, millions of nail polish, etc. Enough shit to stock 2 Sephora stores and STILL have left overs. They also sit on their fat asses all day and post about food and how much they're starving, poop, vaginal secretions or odor, labia size, man problems, if they should go and workout, breastfeeding drama, etc. There are cliques and if you aren't popular you can forget about getting your questions answered.
Another thing they like to do is bash very attractive female celebrities (or hell, even attractive members) just so they can feel better about themselves. Nine times out of ten, if you log on to that site, there will be a celeb pic post with almost every response being a bash on looks, body, EVERYTHING! If an attractive member posts pics on the FOTD board, almost everyone would try to find something in that pic to bash the poster about instead of commenting on the damn makeup. If she tries to defend herself, they'll attack her even more until she finally gets fed up and deletes her account.
Another thing they like to do is bash very attractive female celebrities (or hell, even attractive members) just so they can feel better about themselves. Nine times out of ten, if you log on to that site, there will be a celeb pic post with almost every response being a bash on looks, body, EVERYTHING! If an attractive member posts pics on the FOTD board, almost everyone would try to find something in that pic to bash the poster about instead of commenting on the damn makeup. If she tries to defend herself, they'll attack her even more until she finally gets fed up and deletes her account.
OP: Wow this girl is gorgeous! What eyeliner is she wearing?
Typical makeupalley responses:
Hater1: Her shoes are ugly.
Hater2: Meh.
Hater3: Ugh, her ears are HUGE!
Hater4: Wow, she's fat.
Hater5: Saggy tits.
Hater6: Greasy hair.
Hater7: I'm sorry but she's ugly.
Hater8: She looks like a slut.
Hater9: What is with that teeny tiny mole on her index finger? GROSS!
Hater10: Whore.
* I'm sure you pretty much get where i'm going with this. The responses have NOTHING to do with the original post. Just a bunch of bashing.
Typical makeupalley responses:
Hater1: Her shoes are ugly.
Hater2: Meh.
Hater3: Ugh, her ears are HUGE!
Hater4: Wow, she's fat.
Hater5: Saggy tits.
Hater6: Greasy hair.
Hater7: I'm sorry but she's ugly.
Hater8: She looks like a slut.
Hater9: What is with that teeny tiny mole on her index finger? GROSS!
Hater10: Whore.
* I'm sure you pretty much get where i'm going with this. The responses have NOTHING to do with the original post. Just a bunch of bashing.
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Juan: Oh Keith, how much I have missed you! I'm so sorry for our fights! I want nothing more than to cuddle and love you again.
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Get the Make up and make out mug.a very contradictory.hyporcritical site where there are certain posters part of the MUA 'in crowd' and dont try and infiltrate whatsoever. you are just simply not cool (or probably not chubby or fat enough,or vapid and shallow enough) to be part of their little clique. if you say anything of the contrary,you will get ridiculed,and have 'subtle' and 'surreptitiously' slipped in posts and threads about you.
'oh whats the drama of the day? Oh i hate her everytime she is on makeupalley.OMG what an asshat she is but i love her and i love makeupalley '(((hugs)))
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Whitley Bay makeup is supplied exclusivly by a company names Pollyfilla and must be applied with a trowel.
It is often mixed with orange food colouring to give that 'Tango'd' look and most be allowed to dry very quicly to achieve that cracking 'Orange Peel' look.
Whitley Bay makeup is applied by the bucket load to all age groups in the area from the 16 year olds trying to get in to the 70 year old dinasaurs that stalk South Parade at the end of the night seeking out the drunken men as prey.
Whitley Bay makeup is supplied exclusivly by a company names Pollyfilla and must be applied with a trowel.
It is often mixed with orange food colouring to give that 'Tango'd' look and most be allowed to dry very quicly to achieve that cracking 'Orange Peel' look.
Whitley Bay makeup is applied by the bucket load to all age groups in the area from the 16 year olds trying to get in to the 70 year old dinasaurs that stalk South Parade at the end of the night seeking out the drunken men as prey.
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