Mailo

Mailo is a great guy to be around.

He is very good at about any game and especially loves videogames.

You should not play mariokard against him because it is a safe loss on your part.

Nobody knows how he does it.

He loves to laugh and is a big fan of asian food.

He‘s always staying true to himself whatever the obstacle might be.

When you are around him

you just feel that fortune is on his side, because he has collected a bunch of good karma.
Also, he puts in a lot of effort when it comes to his skin care and hairstyle.

If you need any advice Mailo is the guy for you.

When first meeting Mailo, he can be a litte shy or court. But once you have warmed up to each other you have found yourself a great pal.

Player 1 „How could Mailo win the third time in a row ?!“
Player 2 „ I really can‘t tell how Mailo did it.

Mailo „oh, i won ? Not even i knowhow i did that...“

by Mondbein November 21, 2021

marlona

pls the sexiest person alive. a human embodiment of an angel is disguise. a very caring person.

"bruh marlona is so fucking hot mate"

"i love her"

"i love marlona she has such a sexy charisma"

by Shaonika March 20, 2022

Reverse Marlon Brando

When a very fat person not only loses weight but becomes extremely buff.

A: Look at Josh! He was like 300 pounds and now he's ripped.

B: I know, he did a Reverse Marlon Brando.

by paulfoley July 25, 2012

Messy Maloney

A sex act where a male urinates inside the anal cavity of a female, proceeds to have anal sex while the female's bowels are filled with urine, eventually ejaculates inside the anal cavity, and upon the man's completion the female farts the messy contents of her rectum onto the man's penis. It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation.

"Your mom is hot, dude. I would totally pull a Messy Maloney with her."
"For my birthday, will you give me a Messy Maloney?"
"I gotta' piss like a mutherfucker'. Lemme see dat' ass and let's make a Messy Maloney up in here, ya dig?"

by ThatJohnnyMo January 4, 2016

Liam Maloney

a slang word used to describe a supporter of the Conservative Party (Tory)

Look at him over there, He must be a Liam Maloney

by Roddaz III May 27, 2018

DIRTY Malone

A DIRTY Malone is when you pick dirty holes of your partner, lick under your fingernails and then shove it up your butt.

Honey, if you don't start doing the laundry more often I will stop going you DIRTY Malones.

by Haribokart October 14, 2019

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, now 25 and living in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) August 26th (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and he is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.

Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (For me)

by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020