Magnum Smasher

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way

When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.

by Hatogla November 17, 2023

44 magnum

Clint Eastwood's gun in Dirty Harry.

The 44. 44 magnum is the most powerful hand gun in the world one shot could blow your head clean off So you got to ask your self a question "do I feel lucky?..... well do ya puck"

by Itsamebobvy August 1, 2024

Magnum Dong

Quwacks cock

magnum dong

by Quwack fan September 23, 2020

Magnum PI

When you take such a huge dump it forms an island in the toilet. A Poop Island.

After last night’s chili dinner, I formed a Magnum PI this morning.

by TrashPanda81 February 16, 2022

Magnum hard on

A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them

Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”

by Lookatmetantan October 7, 2023

magnum shit

If you are having these consistently enough to need a word for them, eat some goddamn fiber.

Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:

1) you will bleed

2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.

source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

by CMOSbattery August 23, 2023

Magnum Shlong

Noun: A penis so magnificent and glorious its hard to look at.

Darren has a Magnum Shlong

by DaddyLobster69 November 26, 2021