Magnum hard on

A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them

Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”

by Lookatmetantan October 7, 2023

Magnum Smasher

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way

When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.

by Hatogla November 17, 2023

Magnum Oopsus

A screw up so big, that it'll be the only thing your legacy will be remembered for.

Elon Musk's destruction of twitter was his Magnum Oopsus

by MrLint April 7, 2023

Kendall Magnum

Sassy,annoying,tall and talkative child

Conrad: who is that
Sammy: that’s kendall magnum
Conrad: SHE SOUNDS ANNOYING!!
Sammy: she is

by Tylerbliss:) November 20, 2018

magnum grundy

This is the type of guy who would steal your glass of orange juice. He's just a dick. If you get to know him he can be very nice and will cherish you. The one he chooses to love will get all of his affection, they are pretty lucky to have a magnum grundy.

He's such a magnum grundy, he would be rude to you if he didn't know you.

by _asian.boi_ August 7, 2018

MAGNUM SIPPER

A LENG box of tropical juice

Heyy bestie do you want some MAGNUM SIPPER

by BIGG MAGNUM SIPPER May 10, 2022

Magnum Deformis

A big fat species often referred to as Your Mother.

The species originally came from a distant galaxy long ago, and crashed into the earth at high speeds approximately 10,000 years ago.

Alright students; Go to side nr. 84, cause today we are learning about Magnum Deformis.

by Pablo's Friend October 8, 2022